Parody threads - works in progress

[ArthurItas]

Improved health and lifestyle from quitting drinking bleach

Improved health and lifestyle from quitting drinking

The old AO health & fitness section used to have a good thread about the benefits (and difficulties) of quitting drinking. It was a good place for folks to talk about where they were in the process and how it was changing their lives (for better and/or worse). I waited a year for some one else to start one, but I guess I have to the be alcoholic that makes the first post. I’ll be 2 years sober this December (minus a few times I fell off wagon, so I don’t exactly have my chips). This is a BFD fo…

[ArthurItas]

Do you twerk outside the house?

Do you work outside the house?

No, not you!! In PC circles, I was trained to ask a woman (ok, never had for a man) who I suspected was housewife and mother. “Do you work outside the home” which was intended to validate all the work they do maintaining the house and family. Maybe all this lead in was unnecessary, but whatever. Anyway, I was in conversation with someone and went to ask the question and realized many of us don’t work outside the home and the question has lost it’s purpose. Yes, I analyzed this all midsente…

[ArthurItas]

Ruining thread

Running thread

running sucks

[SteveGrondin]

Roasters I miss: Kenny Roger’s chicken. That was good stuff.

[T-roy]

Not Funny - SFW

[ArthurItas]

Challenge: Up for a Bridge?

Bridge: Up for a challenge?

This is a carry-over of this AO thread http://204.232.242.165/actuarial_discussion_forum/showthread.php?t=343568 Here’s post 1 of that thread, modified for some subsequent changes. *Instead of just challenges against bots, Klaymen and I have played over 20 challenges against each other. 16 board imp format, we hold the same cards at separate tables. All other players are bots. He’s up a few matches. I’m up a few imps. *We can do this as multi-way challenges. If you are interested, let me kno…

[T-roy]

Coffee shop stripping

[T-roy]

Make me smile

No, seriously, something isn’t right and I am feeling sad…

[T-roy]

Android thoughts

[1695814]

I’m in a gut - Probiotics

[T-roy]

Party threads

Goa/AO style - there is a little private goup though in the works.

[T-roy]

Random thighs

[ArthurItas]

VIP Thread

[ArthurItas]

I’m in a hut

Not my choice of ideal vacation accommodations but I’m making the best of it

I'm in a rut

I’ve been at the same job for 7 years, underhired initially but promoted twice. But the job isn’t going anywhere and I’m getting discontent. The modest book of business I oversee is regularly profitable and after doing a lot of work on it it’s kind of going along just fine without my help right now. Part of me wants to do something new. Remote actuarial work would be ideal, if I could find anything. Or something else, but do I really want 20-40% reduction in pay and vacation time. Part of …

[ArthurItas]

Insects

[tommie.frazier]

i might click on that one!

[SteveGrondin]

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity! See our fall sale now!

[T-roy]

Creams you remember
Pay raise to bitch jobs
Today I burned
Happy Mexican Dependence Day

[ArthurItas]

Lesbian Financial Crisis

Lebanese Financial Crisis

So uh…seems like peoples’ bank accounts have been frozen for quite some time. Short story is, entire banking system wound up being a ponzi scheme so all the money’s gone. People have been sticking up banks to be able to withdraw. How will the government get themselves out of this one? I’m surprised they haven’t activated the money printing machine and hyperinflated their way out like all the other grifters.

[colonelsmoothie]

I knew this was gonna happen. I think I’ll start making threads for the sole purpose of getting mentioned here.