Help me buy a dildo
People keep trying to sidetap my manager
Into the mouths of babes
Is it okay to say yes when the answer is technically no?
“Yes, butt…”
Brag about your threads kid
Got a nice new shirt
Is (De) Laurentiis an Epicurean?
“Using Scones” to Detect Butter
The In-peach-ment of James Trotter
Knockedup AirHeads
The in-Peach-ment of Mario Mario
World’s most Lovable Cities
JFG Thots
That thread would get a lot of action
Airplane Porridge
is prepared oatmeal considered a liquid by TSA?
I don’t know but the closest I ever came to being arrested was probably when I got into it with TSA over whether then-Infant-Me’s yogurt was a liquid or not.
Babies are allowed to travel with liquids. Anyone can travel with solid food. So if it’s a liquid, she can have it because she’s a baby. If it’s a solid food it’s allowed. Either way… we’re allowed to have it.
But TSA reasoned that it was neither a solid nor a liquid.
ETA: I saw infant, but really I think she was like 1.5. Old enough for yogurt anyway but young enough for the “May travel with liquids” exception.
Actuary sighing
Awful Date Visualizations
dd-yy/mmm
Thread for Dad advice