Parody threads - works in progress

Help me buy a dildo

People keep trying to sidetap my manager

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Into the mouths of babes

KFC thoughts

https://community.goactuary.com/t/jfg-thoughts/7148

Is it okay to say yes when the answer is technically no?

“Yes, butt…”

Brag about your threads kid

Got a nice new shirt

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Is (De) Laurentiis an Epicurean?

“Using Scones” to Detect Butter

The In-peach-ment of James Trotter

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Knockedup AirHeads

The in-Peach-ment of Mario Mario :smiling_imp:

World’s most Lovable Cities

JFG Thots

That thread would get a lot of action

Airplane Porridge

is prepared oatmeal considered a liquid by TSA?

I don’t know but the closest I ever came to being arrested was probably when I got into it with TSA over whether then-Infant-Me’s yogurt was a liquid or not.

Babies are allowed to travel with liquids. Anyone can travel with solid food. So if it’s a liquid, she can have it because she’s a baby. If it’s a solid food it’s allowed. Either way… we’re allowed to have it.

But TSA reasoned that it was neither a solid nor a liquid. :exploding_head:

ETA: I saw infant, but really I think she was like 1.5. Old enough for yogurt anyway but young enough for the “May travel with liquids” exception.

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Actuary sighing

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Awful Date Visualizations

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dd-yy/mmm

Thread for Dad advice

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