Parody threads - works in progress

Thread for Dad advice

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Any teachers/academics willing to do me?

Hey there, kiddos! Gather 'round for some top-notch Dadvice! Remember, I’ve been around the block a few times, so listen up…or I’LL TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!!

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Happy thots
Sad thots
Annoyed thots
Random thots (My favorite)

Lulz

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Buying a bridge

This guy has been trying to sell me this bridge in Brooklyn for a while, and I think I might pull thr trigger

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Reduced prosciutto time?

(how i misread the original thread at first)

Where should I go on vaccination?

I really need a vaccination but will probably wait until Christmas or Easter.

Thread to make fun of thots’ posts

OK OK, I think I’ve exhausted the thot thing…

Although, maybe my next dating adventure will be titled T-roy’s thots…hmmmm

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JFG thongs

2023 Raises Pole

I’ve been happy to see 2023 so far.

Adulterizing your parents is hard
:scream:

You don’t get to be a gyro on January 6 if you had the chance to say “This is ridiculous. What is Lettuce doing in here?" beforehand, but you kept your mouth shut.

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Nationalize the Alfalfa

Bug Hall for President (Let’s Go Brandon? :thinking:)

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Office Pants Pix

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Misred tings (get it)

Thread to bump when you wear your glasses in the shower

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Thread to bump when you have a nose beer.

Hate on you SOBs

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Attempted Coop of the United States of America

…is a myth: https://www.fi.edu/en/benjamin-franklin/franklin-national-bird

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Praying for Financial Advice or Services

I’m in such dire financial straits that I’ve started calling to a higher power.