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Eating outside the Y

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:poop:

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@Tiffany
:grimacing:

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On Graham Norton Seth McFarland is doing impressions and then Emile Blunt does an impression of Tom Cruise and then she turns to Tom and says, “do me.”

What did my car say after being left outside during a hailstorm?

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:horse:

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For a good time, call tf.

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don’t filth that up!

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A great cross post with Funny and NSFW.

Title of your sex tape:

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Dangit! It’s the first Monday, not the second!

…and that’s why we have kids.

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:woman_judge:
she’ll be the judge of that

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:couple: :shower:

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:canada:

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That’s some tantric sexx0rs.

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Remove the tip protector before use.
Always retract the tip after use.

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