Today I learned

Doesn’t your wife have a phone?

Would be a shortening.

Here’s some sort of article or something:

My wife had a TBI in a car accident 20 years ago. For better or worse, my phone number is on everything because she isn’t up to dealing (or doesn’t want to deal) with calls/messages from folks she’s not close to.

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BG5150, it makes the list because theoretically HE may have needed to go to Urgent Care by himself without a phone. But I would ask them to come out the door and get waved in.

TIL South Korea’s fertility rate is right at half of the US fertility rate. And falling pretty quickly.

Would you say it’s drooping?
Wah-Wah.

TIL what TBI is an abbreviation for, sorry Maphisto, that must be really hard for you both.

I would say that, no kidding.

less dog, more doggie-style

actually more dog. It’s said to be an aphrodisiac

Things people blamed Jazz for: (not the team, the musical style)

https://twitter.com/paulisci/status/1562929274293997574?t=gdnj4bUBlb76vRQQEjAC4w&s=09

  • shortage of farm labor
  • warts on feet
  • dull students
  • bad teeth
  • girls leaving home
  • increase in heart failure
  • small families
  • large ears
  • difficulty in recruiting college athletes
  • loss of grace in women’s legs
  • indigestion
  • divorce
  • everything

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So why don’t you include it in you causes of death studies?

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What does “loss of grace in women’s legs” mean?
It sounds like something i wanted to lose but i just want to check.

Just play the right notes!!!

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Til how to make Indian lentil soup. Just had a bowl for lunch. Want a second bowl but have to save it for later.

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:astonished:

I assumed that “grace” was some sort of euphemism for the area between a woman’s legs… no they mean the actual legs. TIL.

They didn’t say enough Hail Marys?