Today I learned

For me:

Newark
LGA
Kennedy
Philly
Atlantic city
Teterboro
MacArthur

And dozens of small airfileds.

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At some times of the day I have zero airports in a two-hour drive.

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JFK
LGA
MacArthur
Westchester
Newark
Teterboro
Sullivan

Sullivan and Westchester are in my circle, too.

I learned of Teterboro and MacArthur airports in the NYC area from reading/listening to the John Corey books by Nelson DeMille.

Union station itself is a mess, the rest of the system is usually a bit better marked, particularly if you can find an entrance directly from the street and not through a building.

I do have an airport pretty close to where I live…but flying out of there would have required connecting some place, and flying into Pearson, which has been North America’s worst airport this summer.

In terms of total time door-to-door (on paper, when planning, at least), it’s faster to drive a couple of hours and take a nonstop flight into YTZ downtown.

The other stations I’ve transited have been fine. I appreciate that they clearly indicate ā€œnorthboundā€, ā€œwestboundā€ in the signage on the platforms, something that isn’t the case on some cities’ transit systems. If I were only presented only with the option of going towards Kipling or Kennedy, and only knew as a visitor that I wanted to go West…

FWIW, today’s additions to things I wish I had my phone to do:

  • Office map. (We’re mostly WFH/hybrid, and therefore have a cube reservation system. I knew what cube I had for the day, but had to wander around quite a bit to find it, since I couldn’t pull up a map on my phone.)
  • Phone again. (Most cubes in the office, and a surprising number of conference rooms, don’t seem to have phones anymore,)
  • Teams client.
  • Calendar
  • To-do list
  • News source
  • Calculator

:student:

I already mentioned these in my list of uses for my phone, but since I painfully felt the lack today:

  • Boarding pass
  • Password manager
  • Camera

I wanted to register for the CAS meeting in Minneapolis, and book my travel arrangements, since I got the official blessing from my boss to go, and wanted to go ahead and expense it now, rather than waiting and needing to do an extra expense report. Unfortunately, I failed to consider that I use LastPass for a password manager…and I don’t have that installed on my work computer. Had to look up the long, random strings of characters that serve as my passwords for the CAS website and the corporate travel system on my personal laptop and transcribe them. I probably should have waited…but I wanted to get it done.

Got to the airport, and discovered that Porter doesn’t have check-in kiosks. Stood in line for 40 minutes…

The view of the Toronto skyline from the airport terminal is quite lovely. It’s the sort of thing I would normally take a picture of and send to my wife.

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I almost added ā€œpassport / customs toolā€ to the list.

Most of my international travel is simply driving back and forth between the US and Canada. This was only the second time I’ve flown on an international flight (the other instance was back in 1999).

Billy Bishop doesn’t have US Customs preclearance (although I thought I read that’s coming soon; they have US-bound flights segregated from domestic flights already), so I had to clear customs when I got back to Boston.

My flight, of course, arrived after several large international flights got in. I was dismayed to see a huge line inside the customs hall…and a much shorter line for folks who used US Customs epassport app.

Fortunately, my NEXUS card gets me access to the Global Entry kiosks, where there was almost no line. Kind of a creepy experience – remove mask and glasses, have picture taken, and get a receipt with my picture, name, and flight number (with no prompting from me, although I guess it could have remote-sensed my NEXUS card or passport). After that, step up to the booth, have a quick 10-second interaction with the border guard (ā€œAnything to declare?ā€ ā€œA cheap souvenir snowglobe and two KitKats, total value less than $25 Canadian.ā€) and I was done.

Also, I do not recommend using one’s laptop as an ebook player in the car. Sound didn’t work well (although I guess I could/should have taken the time to get it connected to the car’s audio via bluetooth), and I did have one bad moment where I had to do a panic stop due to someone else’s failure to stop, grabbing the laptop to keep it from going flying.

Two new additions to the list:

  • Traffic advisory tool
  • Speetrap alert tool

…both side effects of using Google Maps when in the car. The former wasn’t an issue – traffic was light at that time of night, and there weren’t significant nighttime road construction headaches. And the latter was addressed by driving more conservatively than usual / knowing the usual speedtrap locations along the route. Still, I was aware of the lack of that information, beyond the navigation aspect.

When I got home, I missed the outside lights automatically coming on for me, and being able to turn off the house alarm and unlock the door with a simple voice command. Fortunately my wife was still awake and she was able to let me in after some knocking; I didn’t have to go find the emergency house key in the dark.

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Last time I took the ttc, I parked at yorkdale and took the subway downtown for a basketball game.
On the way home, it was shoulder to shoulder. One of the guys I’d attended with was on the same train. He yelled over, where are you going? I responded with ’ the York something shopping center where I parked '.

No word of a lie, the entire train burst out laughing. I was goimg to North York, the complete opposite direction. Country fella in the city I guess.

Beats NYC subway though, where in an attempt to get money, a hobo lifted his shirt to show his gunshot wound. And you could smell the wound.

LSD is naturally extracted, not synthetic.

For some reason I always thought LSD was created in a lab and not natural.

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Helicopter is not heli-copter, but rather helico- which means spiral, and pter - which means wings, like in pterodactyl

Copter then is misused as an abbreviation

same as hamburger, which is hamburg (a city) and -er. And burger is now misused.

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Another addition to my list of smartphone uses:

  • Banking (check-depositing, specifically)
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Seems to me that once you’ve formed the new word, shortening it to copter or burger is not a misused abbreviation. That is, the word is different than a combination of its roots.

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One last (I hope) item for the list:

I had to run my wife over to Urgent Care this morning. We walk in, and were asked: ā€œCould you please wait outside until we text you that we’re ready?ā€

I hope that this is the last entry regarding my learning experience about my dependency on my smartphone. The new phone arrived just before we left (good thing, since a signature was required). We’re back home; the wife is resting, and I’ve transferred over the SIM card and done the minimum to have it functional as an in-house pager.

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So should it really be pronounced as helicotter? Shouldn’t the ā€˜p’ be silent?

This is what I use passwRrod123! for everything, See what I did there? Switched the o and the r. And, I capitalized a random letter in the middle.

Ain’t no way someone’s gonna guess that.

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