Inspired by Thread to post significant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex - #228 by BG5150
Last night at the milonga, it felt that whenever I sat down for a bit, I could look up and find an attractive woman looking at me. I would nod as if I were @Breadmaker acknowledging a barista at Starbucks, and they would come over and we’d dance for a couple of songs.
I can just picture you with a pretty and distracting necklace… 
Sadly? necklace fan hasn’t shown up to class for a couple of months.
My gf and I got some tiramisu from the good Italian deli that we were enjoying with some sbux coffee. The manager walked behind us and said, “Looks good!!” 
@Bro : I can’t remember if it was the same day, but some girl from the nearby gym ordered and said her name was Yumi: she spelled it and everything!!! You shoulda been heeeeeeeere!!!
The blonde bartender at the pub smiled and waved and said, “You can sit wherever you want!” 
and yet here I sit, with absolutely no invitation to come visit and offer to buy my plane ticket whatsoever. Woe, woe is me!
I’ve heard tell that flying is for suckers. 
My neighbour brought us over a SECOND yuuuuuge zucchini from her garden. This one has a slight curve in it!!! 
Was at a party last night and had 2! straight men, one married, one creepy, ask me for my number. I gave it to the married dude, but not the creepy dude.
Married dude even asked me for my number in front of his wife! Suggested that since we live in the same town these days, we should catch up, and told me that his number was the same as it was 20 years ago. I do not have a 20 year old phone, so that was not particularly useful information.
Creepy dude saw me playing with a stick model he had built for the hostess at some point, offered to share the blueprints with me in case I got the hankering to connect pieces of wood.
Wow, 2! (oh wait, that’s the same as 2). Still, congrats!
Married guy #1: 
For Mr. Creepy:
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We were walking around in an area where there are a lot of bars and restaurants, but it was in the late morning so most weren’t open yet. We heard someone say “hey guys” from behind us in an area where everything was still closed, and when we turned around it was this bartender.
We went to his former bar 3 times, and he was always our bartender. He just moved to this new bar that’s a few miles away from his old spot.
Not only did he recognize us and call us out, he told us we need to come see him at his new spot.
was at the grocery store, needed to buy cilantro. The sign with “Cilantro” on it had broccoli underneath. A few feet away were bunches that looked like cilantro, so I picked one up. Sniffed it. Was pretty confident, until a late-50s woman said, “That’s large-leaf parsley.” What? We discussed for a minute. Then another woman, probably early-30s joined, and she saw that the wrapper band said CILANTRO, so we were all good. The three of us had a little chuckle about the half of the population for whom cilantro tastes like soap (50s woman) and those who love it (30s woman), and I think I fell in love with the 30s woman because of how cute she was.
I saw her a couple of other times throughout the store. And fantasized how I could get her number and ask her on a date. Then when I was at the self-checkout, she came up to the one right next to me, so when I finished, just about exactly at the time she did, I followed her to the exit. Got her attention just outside the door. Said, “Hey, thanks again. I’m SJ. You are incredibly cute and I think we might have some values in common. Can I get your number, take you out on a date some time?”
She smiled, flattered, and held up a hand that had an incredibly thin band. “I am very married,” she said, “but thank you for asking. You made my day!”
Long story short, I made a cute woman’s day!
The sbux manager was having some sort of meeting with one of the baristas. As I was leaving, he said, :“See you later, (real name)!” Oh, swooooon!!! 
My neighbour just brought over 2 (TWOOOOOOOO) yuuuuuuuuuuuge zucchinis!!! 
I was pumping gas and a woman at a neighboring pump asked if the pump took my credit card fine as her pump wouldn’t. I said yes.
I then noticed she had no hands or legs. She was driving what appeared to be an unmodified car. She pumped her own gas.
