Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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ew, gross. not even for all the boobs in the world.

…

wait…

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I was stopped at an intersection when a girl in the left turn lane sneezed loudly. Swave and deeeeeboner fella that I am, I yelled out “Bless you!!!”.

@Bro : A university girl at sbux smiled at MEEEEEEEE when I walked back to my table. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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The manager at the sbux was sitting at a table doing some admin work when he saw me and said, “Hi, (real name)!!” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I was at my favourite local diner for lunch. It was “luv”, “honey”, “dear” all around. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_on_fire:

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Hmm, I was WFH today. Need to have Mrs G up her game.

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If there’s a gym nearby, even better!!! :popcorn: :eyes: :woman_bouncing_ball: :woman_running: :woman_in_steamy_room: :woman_cartwheeling: :women_wrestling: :women_with_bunny_ears:

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I was cuddling with my girlfriend, and suggested we move in together. I could see she was hesitant, so I said we didn’t have to do anything right now while I still have kids in the house, just, would she be open to it in the future once we have a plan? She relaxed and smiled and it was all good.

And then I woke up.

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Man crying in popcorn gif goes here. :cry:

ETA: Go peruse some stacks at the library, IYKWIM.

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I was thinking I’d missed out on some news.

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Young fella walked up to me in sbux asking if he could borrow a USB charger cord. :electric_plug: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

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Two (TWOOOOOO) ladies were walking out of Domino’s when i held the door open for them!! They said, “Thank you!!! What a gentleman!!!”

:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_exclamation: :kiss_woman_woman:

ETA: And my gf was in the car!!! :four: :four_leaf_clover: :pink_heart:

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You spend a lot of time at Starbucks. Do you own stock in the company or something?

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Really? Don’t you have any REAL pizza places near you?

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Go handwash some dishes and pots and pans.

Mmmmmm, cold pizza straight outta the fridge… :yum:

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Some “girl” just started following me on Instagram. Too bad she used “is when” as part of her profile. :unamused: :cross_mark_button:

“Feel the picture, don’t explain yourself.” WTF kinda :horse_face: :poop: is this???

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  1. My neighbour brought us a yuuuuuuge zucchini from her garden!!! :cucumber: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_on_fire:
  2. The mail lady personally handed me my flyers on the front stoop!!! :love_letter: :100: :kiss_mark:
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Wow, that was a interesting misread about your mail personally handling your fly. Made me wonder about the price of stamps up north.