On vacation, we were at a club wating a band. I don’t dance, so my wife and daughters were dancing with the others.
I was talking to a woman who was waiting for a drink. She asked me if I wanted to dance, and I started with “no, I don’t dance.” She persisted and I said “besides, I don’t like dancing.” She kept on, and I said I was married and my wife was dancing with my daughters.
She said that she could teach me to dance and I would have more fun dancing with her rather my family. I politely declined but she seemed disgruntled.
Side note: she was just a little younger than me (I’m in my early 50’s) and kinda sexy.