Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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I was at the grocery store perusing the pre-made sandwiches for a quick snack. The young girl behind the counter making sandwiches asked if she could help my find anything in particular. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :sandwich: :growing_heart: :kiss_mark:

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Update: I needed new dance shoes, so I asked her what brand she has. She texted me the link, but doesn’t love them. Next day I texted her about the different type that I ordered, and she asked me to let her know how they work out.

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An_Actuar..ial thinks this thread is “sweet man…ifestation”. :heart_eyes: :heart_on_fire: :beating_heart: :kiss_mark: :blue_heart: :orange_heart:

Fixed!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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that’s an_actuary to you, and I said sweet, not sweet temptation :slight_smile:

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Cute pharmacy tech: “Hi, (real name)!” :kissing_face_with_closed_eyes: :kissing_face_with_closed_eyes: :sparkling_heart:

Sbux manager: “Hi, (real name)!” And he remembered my usual!!! :heart_on_fire: :heart_hands: :biting_lip:

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My hairstylist asked me what my sign was. It turns out we have the same zodiac sign! She said that’s why we probably get along so well!!! :man_getting_haircut: :barber_pole: :ophiuchus: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :green_heart: :brown_heart: :kiss_mark:

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She’s playing you. You both should’ve written down your signs on a piece of paper, exchanged, then looked.

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Noooooooo, she digs MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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The dentist and the dental assistant (TWOOOOO LAAAAAAADDDDIIIIEEEEES!!!) got up reeeeeal close to me!!! :tooth: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :light_blue_heart: :pink_heart: :kiss_woman_woman:

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At the same time?!!!??

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The dentist had her fingers in my mouth a few times!!! :face_blowing_a_kiss: :100: :heart_exclamation: :kiss_mark: :tongue:

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Wait until the doctor checks your prostate! Maybe 2 fingers at the same time!

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My dental insurance doesn’t cover that service. :man_shrugging:

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There’s a thread for that :grinning_face:

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I was at the Bell phone store while they were trying to figure something out for me. The girl behind the counter said she felt bad for the connection fee charge and gave me a 4-in-1 stylus/pen/phone stand/screen cleaner. Honey, you said the same thing to the people before me and I didn’t just fall off the turnip wagon. :old_man:

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At the Belltone store?

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No, Ma Bell. :telephone:

That 4-in-1 stylus thingie is probably $2-$3 retail at the dollar store. :roll_eyes:

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I’m stopped at the traffic light with my gf next to me. A blue Jeep with 3 (THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!) college age girls pulls in from the gas station and ends up in front of me. The girl in the back seat waved thanks at MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!! :five_o_clock: :five: :heart_on_fire: :elevator: :left_right_arrow: :heart_eyes: :kiss_mark: :revolving_hearts:

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eh, Ive had worse first dates.

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