Some guy posted a pic of his bent knee on the GoA!!! If only he went to his bare ankle and with an actuarial book on the table - that woulda been so haaaaaaawt!!! 
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A poster here asked me what I was doing tonite?
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Reading through my female doctorās notes from my last exam and saw this:
āAppearance: He is well-developedā
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The nurse of the doctor that Iām going to an office visit for a 2nd opinion on the 2nd opinion on my hip closed the call setting up that appointment by saying she was looking forward to seeing me in the office in 3 weeks when weāll discuss all my options.
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She also has inside info on how well those hips work.
I can see a medical professional having a thing for an actuarial, IYKWIM.
Was on a train sitting near a hot blonde wearing a little black dress. During the ride she took off her mask and posed for photos that her friend was taking. Yeah, definitely wanted to give me a good show. 
(And in case you were wondering, the blonde was wearing the dress, not me.)
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My gf and I were at Canadian Tire to look at space heaters. There was this one woman that was by the entrance when we got there. When we were in the aisle for space heaters, guess who walked in as well!!! 
They are dead to me since they stopped that sweet Canadian Tire Money
Goth Twink gave me and my gf FREE cake pops yesterday since we were still around at closing time!!! 
The cashier at the grocery store said āMerry Christmas!ā to me!!!
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OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!! This same girl says she hates wearing socks AND underwear!!! 
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My primary physician says sheād like to see me on Wednesday for a āpre-surgical physical.ā Guess weāre going to find out if my heart is healthy enough for ā¦
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If you get a hernia check AND a DRE, you know sheās totally into you!!!
Well Iām here again. Listening to the singer songwriter. And she called me out of the crowd. She said āis that t-Roy, when did you sneak inā
Iām in love
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Hey, could she have been the one that called your office āby mistakeā??? 
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Has she written a song about you yet?
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You might need a dedicated thread.
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dude - Iām here for my friend. Donāt do anything I wouldnāt do.
Which means youāre free to do anything up to and including getting into a relationship with someone who lives 3,000 miles away, getting into a relationship with someone addicted to alcohol and drugs, and getting involved with more than one married woman looking to fulfill their husbandsā perverted fantasies. Not that I recommend any of those. Your friendship with the singer/songwriter sounds a hell of lot healthier than most middle-aged mensā thirsty fantasies.