Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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The barista at the new fancy dancy sbux handed me my latte instead of putting it down on the counter. Our fingertips brushed!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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Sanitize your hands immediately!!!

Also, obligatory, just the tip?

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A lady recruiter wants to have a “1-on-1 chat” with me!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :woman_office_worker:

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If she wants to hand you a job opportunity, don’t blow it

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That’s her job. :wink:

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There was a knock at my front door. A fireman was there and asked me if I had working smoke and CO detectors in the house on each level. :man_firefighter: :heavy_heart_exclamation:

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Well, do you?

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Yupper!!! I could have invited him in and shown him
 stuff. And given him a good shoulder rub after his hard day of fighting fires
 And then he’d say, “Why aren’t there any smoke detectors in the bedroom, you naughty boy???”. Heaven knows where it would go from there.

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Missed opportunity. He might have shown you his fire hose.

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I hear they know how to work their hoses!

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You could have heated things up really fast :wink:

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I just got a call on my work phone of a woman that said “I just got a missed call from this number”.

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I should call her back

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:poocorn: just got a serious upgrade.

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Don’t call back right away: you don’t want her to think you’re desparate!!

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All that fiber.

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This girl on the GoA responded to my post saying she had to go au naturale!!! :heart_eyes:

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:popcorn:

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While I was taking a walk, an attractive young woman said “well hello there beautiful”. She made it seem like she was saying it to my dog, but I know what was up.

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