I have never heard of ranch water.
If cider is an acceptable substitute for beer then I might consider a shower cider the next time I take a shower in the evening. But let’s be real… if I’m in need of bathing in the evening it’s probably going to be an actual bath, in the tub.
I’ve been told that a glass of wine in the tub does NOT count in the same category as a shower beer. 
you know, every time I see there’s new posts in here I get my hopes up…
and every time, I am, once again, absolutely soul-crushed that there are no pics. must not have happened after all.
one of these days you’d think I’d learn.
Well.. I can recommend a cider for you, but it is 8.5% so I hope you have a non-slip surface in your shower.
Oh I didn’t realize you were being all particular… Angry Orchard won’t cut it?
And whose photos are you hoping to see?
Cider snob!
I used to like Strongbow, until around 2012 or something like that when they change the formula to make it much sweeter.
After that I drank Stella Cidre, it wasn’t as sweet, but mostly just stopped drinking ciders. Sad.
You can drink whatever you like, twigs, just not the one in bottles. The one that’s usually in the fridge when I visit my sister is 8.5%, though. However, a shower beer at my sister’s would be pretty weird.
Oh, I need cans for a shower cider? This is complicated.
I do have bath wine in a plastic wine “glass”. But I mean, that’s easy… I was going to pour it into something anyway. It’s just as easy to pull the plastic glass out of the cabinet as the crystal. And I had to have plastic back when I had a pool.
Can I pour a shower cider from a glass bottle into a plastic Pilsner glass or do I need to buy cans?
Don’t let anyone gatekeep you on this one, cider in a plastic cup is perfectly cromulent.
Ok, I will try to remember to have a shower cider the next time I have an evening shower and am not in a big hurry. It’ll be Angry Orchard in a plastic Pilsner.
Which might be a while. Showers are for morning or when I’m in a hurry. If it’s evening and I’m not in a hurry then it’s probably going to be a bath.
Oh sure, pouring your beer into a plastic cup is perfectly acceptable. However, the smaller opening of the can is good for keeping stray soapy shower water from getting in.
And morning shower beers are also perfectly acceptable. Don’t let the parents/teachers at drop-off or your coworkers tell you any different when they smell shower beer on your breath.
I don’t think I’ve ever once had beer or cider in the morning. Mimosas or Bellinis, sure.
Really? I almost always order a beer instead of a mimosa at brunch.
I think we need to consider the possibility that you might like beer more than I do.
Don’t get me wrong… I do enjoy a good beer now & then. But it’s not really a go-to for me.
You know what? I think I’m going to throw caution to the wind and put the glass bottle in a koozie and hope for the best.
Not tonight, but whenever I get around to shower beer/cider.
The toothpaste is 5.9% ABV? Interesting.
I would say it’s odd to have an ABV for something that you intend to spit out.. but.. mouthwash.
i wanna see pictures of cans! big, round, full cans!
