Thread for silly or stupid stuff you do

[Vorian_Atreides]

@BG5150

if I should go over there and give her what she was missing

Someone to clean the gutters?

[BG5150]

@Vorian_Atreides

Someone to clean the gutters?

That’s one way of putting it…

[DeepPurple]

@BG5150

give her what she was missing

fresh batteries?

[Bro]

@BG5150

Was talking to my wife about a friend of ours. She (the friend) got divorced about two years ago, and it’s been a (really) long time since she’s had sex. The new guy she’s dating has been putting off doing the deed for a few months now.

So, I asked my wife if I should go over there and give her what she was missing.

My wife was not amused.

I was definitely in the “no sex” camp last nite…

You can give her my number

[OldTimer]

Neighbor or BG’s wife?

[Bro]

The neighbor! I may be loose, but I’m not a homewrecker.

[SpaceLobster]

@BG5150

So, I asked my wife if I should go over there and give her what she was missing.

One of our neighbours was single for a time. Apparently she got this proposition frequently, and unironically. From married men.
Her response was she’s doing fine with Bob. (Battery Operated Boyfriend).

[JFG]

I just ate pudding when could’ve had pie. Going to rectify that now.

[Actuary321]

We had been at Disney World with my daughter and her husband and we were on our way back to the hotel. I was reading on my phone and I turned up the brightness on it because it was getting difficult to read. My sil asked me if I was going to keep my sunglasses on all night? I didn’t realize how dark it had gotten because I still had my sunglasses on well after dark.

[1695814]

It better be a mince meat pie…How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

[SpaceLobster]

OMG, I do this routinely. Why does home depot not have their lights on? Are they saving electricity? is there something going on? are they trying to keep the building cool? Oh yeah, I’m wearing my prescription sunglasses again.

[Marcie]

We’ve found Corey Hart’s account! Never surrender, Mr Contact!

I’ll hfbb.

[knoath]

@1695814

It better be a mince meat pie…How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

Where you can find such a thing? I grew up with mince meat pies but the closest I’ve been able to find around here is Jamaican Beef Patties.

[Breadmaker]

RN

[1695814]

@knoath

Where you can find such a thing?

I found one at Cub Foods (ahem, not Cup Foods…they’re completely different things) in the Minneapolis area many years ago.

As I recall, it was disgusting, but I really wanted my pudding.

[ArthurItas]

There’s a place near me that makes good hand pies. I’ve never tried their mincemeat pie, but they apparently do make one seasonally around Xmas and they do offer shipping.

Home

[tommie.frazier]

@1695814

I found one at Cub Foods (ahem, not Cup Foods…they’re completely different things)

affirming the difference. nothing wrong with shopping at either, depending on need or location. the latter became famous for all the worst reasons.

[ArthurItas]

I choose to use a hand crank coffee grinder for my morning coffee everyday rather than buy an electric one.

[Vorian_Atreides]

RN

[BG5150]

Today was garbage day. When I got home from work (in the dark) yesterday, I dragged the can to the curb like I usually do on garbage nights.

Before bed, I threw the kitchen garbage into the can.

Thing is, yesterday, I dragged the recycle can down the driveway.

I didn’t notice it until this morning. Fortunately, the garbage guys didn’t shop up yet and I was able to swap out receptacles and move the trash bag from the kitchen to its proper place.