Thread for silly or stupid stuff you do

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I went to kick a big cardboard box out of the way: it didn’t budge, but my left big toe caught the edge and darned near ripped off.the nail. It hurtied and there was a bit of blood too. Wah. :face_with_head_bandage:

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What was in the box?

The box was for a dining room table. It was already empty and I needed to kick the ******er outta the way. :face_with_symbols_on_mouth:

An empty box did that to you? Imagine if it had been full. Your probably would have snapped right off!

Hope it feels better soon :face_with_head_bandage:

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It got stuck on other crap in the living room. That’ll learn me to wear steel-tipped boots in the house!!!

Ouch. Wah. Duh.

I like cottage cheese with canned pears. Canned peaches are good too, but pears are better.

My kids won’t even try it though :pensive_face:

Why are you ignoring my DM?!

Uh, it was DNGAF Friday??? :man_shrugging:

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Junk?

:popcorn:

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Go study.

that goes in the trunk.

step 1 - cut a hole in the box
step 2 - get her to open the box
…

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I can only eat MAYBE one sushi roll. And if it’s loaded with delicious crap, then less. And I don’t care much for leftover sushi.

So it makes total sense that I just ordered four rolls for delivery.

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:sushi:

face_savoring_food

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I forgot to put the cap back on the gas tank and close the cover after filing up. Young guy pulled up next to me after I left the station to let me know! :man_facepalming:

Probably the same guy that dropped his credit card. It all evens out.

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I was using a box grater for some grana podana into my risotto. My wrist twisted and a grated the top of my right thumb a bit. Wah. :face_with_head_bandage:

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my sympathies. grater accidents are no joke. hurts like a mofo.

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