Maphistos_Sidekick – Champion 2014, 2016, 2021, 2022
- Esther Rantzen
- Ian Smith
- Bill Steel*
- Noam Chomsky
- Tippi Hedren
- Julie Goodyear*
- David Attenborough
- Luděk Mikloško
- Leonard Peltier*
- Harvey Weinstein
- Elisabeth Waldo – Died 03/16/2026
- King Charles III*
- Joe Biden
- Donald Trump*
- Caren Marsh Doll
T1. Chris Hoy
T2. Theo Burrell
T3. Princess Bajrakitiyabha – Died 06/11/2026
T4. Dai Henwood
T5. Brian Wallach*
PatientZombie – Champion 2015, 2024, 2025; Runner Up 2011, 2017, 2021
- Ben Sasse
- Esther Rantzen
- Wilfred Benitez*
- Jack Hanna
- Shabir Shah*
- Michael Tilson Thomas – Died 04/22/2026
- Victoria Jackson
- Rob Hirst – Died 01/20/2026
- David Attenborough
- Harvey Weinstein
- Kathy Brown*
- Maura Sullivan*
- Steve McCoy*
- Princess Bajrakitiyabha – Died 06/11/2026
- Joan Bakewell*
T1. Theo Burrell
T2. Chris Hoy
T3. Dai Henwood
T4. Ramzan Kadyrov*
T5. James Van Der Beek – Died 02/11/2026
frummie – Champion 2011; Runner Up 2013, 2014
- Ben Sasse
- Scott Adams* – Died 01/13/2026
- Jason Collins – Died 05/16/2026
- Bob Cousy
- Michael Tilson Thomas – Died 04/22/2026
- Victoria Jackson
- Billy Connolly
- Phil Collins
- Jesse Jackson – Died 02/17/2026
- Dave Coulier*
- Warren Buffett*
- Scott Hamilton*
- Donald Sterling*
- Edie McClurg*
- Andy Taylor*
T1. TJ Ducklo*
T2. Randy Moss*
T3. Jake Lloyd*
T4. Steve Gleason
T5. Nate Robinson*
Ezekial_Cumberland
- Esther Rantzen
- Chris Hoy
- Ben Sasse
- Ronnie Atkins
- Dick Van Dyke
- Eva Marie Saint
- Victoria Jackson
- Ian Smith
- Mel Brooks*
- David Attenborough
- Alan Greenspan
- Michael Tilson Thomas – Died 04/22/2026
- Rhod Gilbert*
- Bruce Willis
- Paul Biya*
T1. Princess Bajrakitiyabha – Died 06/11/2026
T2. Steve Gleason
T3. James Van Der Beek – Died 02/11/2026
T4. Theo Burrell
T5. Volodymyr Zelenskyy*
Ted_Hoffman
- Esther Rantzen
- Joanne Woodward
- Ben Sasse
- Jack Hanna
- Jesse Jackson – Died 02/17/2026
- Kelly Chase*
- Ted Turner – Died 05/06/2026
- Tom Brokaw*
- Nigel Starmer-Smith*
- Tippi Hedren
- Alan Alda*
- Gene Shalit* – Died 06/12/2026
- Kanya King – Died 06/03/2026
- Marv Levy
- Caren Marsh Doll
T1. Steve Gleason
T2. Dai Henwood
T3. Jason Collins – Died 05/16/2026
T4. Jessica Alves*
T5. Eugenia Cooney
traina – Champion 2012; Runner Up 2016
- Ben Sasse
- Esther Rantzen
- Victoria Jackson
- Ian Smith
- Brad Arnold – Died 02/07/2026
- Rob Hirst – Died 01/20/2026
- Eric Dane* – Died 02/20/2026
- Joe Biden
- Barry Manilow*
- Joanne Woodward
- Bruce Willis
- Michael Bolton*
- Patti Scialfa*
- Billy Connolly
- Morten Harket*
T1. Chris Hoy
T2. Jason Collins – Died 05/16/2026
T3. Jill Smokler – Died 06/22/2026
T4. Theo Burrell
T5. Damar Hamlin
Macroman
- Dick Cavett*
- Phil Collins
- David Attenborough
- Dick Van Dyke
- Victoria Jackson
- Bob Cousy
- Bruce Willis
- Eva Marie Saint
- Alan Greenspan
- A. J. Foyt*
- Vladimir Putin*
- Marv Levy
- Clint Eastwood
- Elisabeth Waldo – Died 03/16/2026
- Caren Marsh Doll
T1. Steve Gleason
T2. Princess Bajrakitiyabha – Died 06/11/2026
T3. Theo Burrell
T4. Shirley Chung*
T5. Damar Hamlin
hotkarl – Champion 2020, 2021 (Co), Runner-Up 2006, 2019, 2023, 2024, 2025
- Ben Sasse
- Michael Tilson Thomas
- Thomas Markle*
- Bruce Willis
- Dick Van Dyke
- Brad Arnold – Died 02/07/2026
- Phil Collins
- Ziyad al-Nakhalah*
- Esther Rantzen
- Dave Edmunds*
- Ronnie Atkins
- Noam Chomsky
- David Attenborough
- Billy Connolly
- Clint Eastwood
T1. Jason Collins – Died 05/16/2026
T2. Chris Hoy
T3. James Van Der Beek – Died 02/11/2026
T4. Theo Burrell
T5. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave*
ArthurItas – Champion 2023; Runner Up 2022
- Ben Sasse
- Lou Koller*
- Richard Sterban*
- Luděk Mikloško
- Joanne Woodward
- Lem Barney*
- Abdullah the Butcher*
- Kanya King – Died 06/03/2026
- Esther Rantzen
- Magda Szubanski*
- Noam Chomsky
- Ted Turner – Died 05/06/2026
- Bernie Kosar*
- Mike Ditka*
- Michael Tilson Thomas – Died 04/22/2026
T1. Dai Henwood
T2. Jason Collins – Died 05/16/2026
T3. Eugenia Cooney
T4. Theo Burrell
T5. Jill Smokler – Died 06/22/2026