Republicans Say the Darndest Things!

I haven’t checked with God, you may want to pray to be on the safe side. Couldn’t hurt to light some sage and make a salt circle.

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There is a suggestion that people with a secondary emergency phone turn it off. Even on vibrate or silent mode, it will apparently be noticeable so be safe.

Is it 2:22 local time, EDT, GMT, or something else? I don’t want to lose this deal!

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I like that FEMA is being efficient. There’s no longer any need for them to set up a whole bunch of death camps.

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NO! You’re the only one who can save us!!
Please attend the meetings (so we don’t have to)!!!

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FINE, I’ll go wrap myself in foil! Gonna be hard to take meeting notes though.

I mean, a) are you vaccinated? and b) is anyone in the meeting very smart? If the answer to both is ‘yes’ then you’re gonna want to be in that meeting for delicious braaaaaaiiinnns.

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Uh oh, I’ve just been activated.

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It was nice knowing y’all. See you on the other side!

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Yeah, that was early.

There was a recommendation that people with hidden phones for safety (abusive spouses and such) turn these off during the alert, so as not to disclose their location to the abusers.

Just in time for lunch!

Mmm, brains…

It turned me into a newt!

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There’s probably millions of panicked people that didn’t turn their phones off in time because it was early.

I’m sure that will add to the conspiracy fervor.

I got better!

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I put my phone on airplane mode so it wouldn’t come through but then… as soon as i turned airplane mode off, it started blaring the alarm.

And now I’m thinking about the warning that was given to victims hidding cell phones and hope that didn’t impact any of them.

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My phone was on vibrate and the alert just vibrated so hopefully it wouldn’t be overly obvious for them?

Mine was on vibrate and blared quite loudly. I was on the phone with someone, not sure if that impacted it. Surprised me, but I don’t feel at all zombie-ish.

Exactly what a zombie would say, but with more moaning.

With all the zombies that are out there now, be careful who you say “Bite Me” to.

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Why do people still have the alerts turned on? My phone made no noise because I turned alerts on years ago (most likely when I bought the phone or immediately after receiving my first alert).