Republicans Say the Darndest Things!

As for some actual quotes from the past week:

Ronna McDaniel said on CNN that Hillary Clinton was never investigated for her emails.

Ted Cruz: I don’t think Senate Democrats, if you had video of Joe Biden murdering children dressed as the devil under a full moon while singing Pat Benatar, they still wouldn’t vote to convict.

Trump: I did everything right and the system tries to throw me right into a jail.

Ann Coulter: Indictment proves that Trump is too stupid to be the GOP nominee.

Oddly enough, Ann Coulter is the one making the most sense.

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I think it’s mostly a war on cities. Since Democrats populate and govern the cities, Republicans have become bold champions of Not-Local government.

Florida is going the same way.

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/floridas-local-elected-officials-worry-state-preemption-bills-could-chill-local-policymaking-33906150

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What the fuck is wrong with Pat Benatar???

Oh absolutely agree that is the republican plan. I was referencing this article. That phrase became kind of a shorthand for describing much of the trump administration agenda.

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Liberal tears , FTW.

From Josh Hawley Gets Holy Hell After Juneteenth Claim About Christianity And Slavery

Many other good responses at the link.

Interesting, Josh “Runaway” Hawley commenting on slavery.

Of course, never resist a chance to insert a Monty Python excerpt -

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Many other good reponses to the same Huffpost story

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Again from Huffpost, in my Apple News Feed

Now just some responses, without the original tweet

The internet is hard.

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“Leftists swarming the area to flash their fake breasts in front of children.”

Lol. The bait was irresistible.

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Lol

Mayor Tubolls doesn’t want his city to be another San Fransisco, where drug addicts poop on veterans regularly before the city Narcans them and gives them free room and board.

MTG’s TV is spying on her.

People are making fun of her for that, but what she is describing can really happen. In my apartment, when I select bluetooth output from my computer, I get TVs for a whole bunch of my neighbors. If I picked one of them, then with many TV models you would get what she describes.

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Fair enough. I’ve been living in a single-family house in the exurbs for 20 years, so I’ve missed some of the joys that modern technology brings to the folks who live like sardines packed on top of one another.

It’s a shame that a legislator assigned to the House Committee on Homeland Security doesn’t practice basic tech security or understand what’s going on…but I guess it’s not too surprising considering the quality of folks we put in office these days.

Is he saying it was large scale swindling? Fraud maybe, instead of grift?

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When I first saw this post I thought someone had created a George Santos handle and was posting this to GoA.

From Huffpost (with some snips), including some tweeted reactions

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So he’s not illegitimate?

Has Trump been two 7 year olds in a trench coat this whole time?

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