I wonder what would be included in the Turing model.
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Lotsa rotors!!!
Ba-dum-bum!!! Ah cha cha!!!
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My āpresumed disabledā adult kid is now officially disabled according to the government.
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My brother is a pilot. He is firmly of the opinion that Covid is a giant conspiracy, where pharma, hospitals, doctors, govt, and the media are all in on it. He doesnāt trust any data put out by the CDC, or hospitals. Itās all just people falling in line so pharma and hospitals can make money. And I canāt be trusted with any opinions because Iām too close to it all so Iām sort of implicitly involved, I guess. Iāve been working in value based care and just adjacent to public health for 15 years. He sends me a text every other day with a new conspiracy theory.
So news broke recently about 5G interfering with the altimeters on aircraft. Iāve been trolling him all afternoon and evening saying itās much ado about nothing, not any real risk. Europe rolled out 5G no prob. Some electrical engineer says that realistically thereās no risk.
He is getting annoyed, because I know fuck all about airplanes and I should stay in my lane. How the turn tables.
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Nice. RN
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The verb ādustā literally means both to remove dust, or to add dust, depending on the context. Whatās up with that?!?!?
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I am so lucky to have a wife that will go out and shovel snow so I donāt have to go outside and get even slightly chilled.
There was some guy (who was not recovering from surgery) who on Twitter posted a gratitude photo of his HCW wife out shoveling snow after a shift at the hospital. Dude got roasted.
You mean this guy, right??? I sure hope he made her breakfast like he said in his tweet!!
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/jon-reyes-manitoba-tweet-shovel-1.6308969
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She did make me breakfast, so ā¦
Thatās the one!
Soā¦are all of these people upset because sheās doing a manās job?
Would the reaction have been better if he said he was folding laundry while she did it? Worse?
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Or changing their kidsā diapersā¦or her parentsā diapers?
He should have made her breakfast AND given her a shoulder massage while wearing a see through apron!!! 
And the bacon should be >= 5!!!
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Yeah, thatās one of the āwords that are their own oppositesā.
Seed is another one. If you seed the grass you are adding seeds, but if you seed a tomato you are removing them.
If you trim the Christmas tree, are you removing branches or adding decorations?
This morning one of my Cincinnati girlfriends was asking me if I could help her son with a Calculus problem he was having trouble with. Calculating the volume of a solid of revolutionā¦ fun!
So she gave me his phone number (which I didnāt have saved previously) and it was a 513 area code (Cincinnati). But Iāve also lived in Portland for a whileā¦ which is 503. And copy/paste was NOT working so I had to manually key in the number. And my insufficiently-caffeinated brain typed in 503 instead of 513. So some random poor soul in Portland got a whole Calculus lesson texted to them fairly early this morning.
What a fun way for that person to start their Saturdayā¦ learning about shell method and disc method! 
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Occasionally I eat spaghetti sauce (tuna) straight from the jar (can). Time for some Classico italian sauage.
