Berlin, Vermont? There is a nice mall there. 
My bank has drive-up ATMs. Swell. The ATMs have labels on the buttons in English, Spanish, and braille, you know, in case someone drives up who speaks English, or Spanish, or is blind.
Do you think I could get money on Shark Tank for making bibs for adults?
Once again, I had a sloppy sandwich for lunch and dripped orange, tasty goo onto my favorite off-white shirt. How do other adults avoid this, and why canāt I avoid this? When I get a burger or other sandwich that has a heaping helping of a tasty, mayo based special sauce, I cannot seem to eat the damn thing without dripping. Itās just impossible.
Seriously, I need to switch my sandwich eating to an all-āknife and forkā endeavor.
Is it still technically a burger if thereās no bun? Or would it just be salisbury steak at that point?
considering they exist, no
OK, then. But I got other ideas to work on.
Iām back at MSP on public transit next to an African lady speaking some other language. Her name, according to a name tag, is Amino.
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I suppose that she holds a very favorable view towards individuals ages 13-19.
Sheās Amino pro-teen, amirite?
would be cool if her last name is āAcidā
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Amino Disrespect
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Itās all gone horribly wrong. This is worse than the time I made Chinese wontons. Ladies and gentlemen, I present cinnamon raisin bagels lol.
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I predict Breadmaker will say you got what you deserved.
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The evil, dirty, nasty, disgusting, horse-thievinā, putrid, orphan slapping, nasty, dirty, smelly, foul rai-SINS can be hacked out with a dull and rusty knife. Makes more room for cream cheese or butter and jam!!!
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bagels, not scones? have you ever seen a picture of a bagel?
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I am quite content with who I am. Iām finally confident and comfortable with all my relationship dynamics. I wish it could have happened 25 years ago, but better late than never.
Iāll be 39 in a few weeks. I really do think my 30ās have been excellent and I hope my 40ās and 50ās are even better.
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There were issues at the boiling stage.
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āmistakes were madeā¦ā
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My kitchen faucet has a touch feature, which is powered by D batteries. I always try to keep extra on hand. So, when my girlfriend moved in, she found my stash of D batteries and she had questions. Doesnāt everyone keep backup batteries?
Yes, I keep spare batteries in the house. 