Random Thoughts

Cover the bewbs and the groin would be a good start.
:face_with_head_bandage:

I spent a good amount of the morning trying to cover said bewbs and groin and now I think I’m not gonna go. Lunch is at 12:30 (it’s 11:52 now), my office/the place they were gonna eat at is 30-40 minutes away, and I have meetings before and after this thing. Also there was talk of eating on campus as the backup plan, and possibly now the plan, plan - but I have no badge and have to break into campus. I’M TOO ANXIOUS FOR THIS. NOPE.

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God I’m the worst.

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:therethere:

FWIW, given the (scheduling & logistical) issues you raised, I would’ve opted out as well. I only have so much capacity for complexity and sometimes I need to cut things out in order to maintain the simplicity that my brain requires.

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Update: One of my teammates talked me into working from the office for the afternoon. I had to sweet talk the guard to get in. Normally I would not have went through all this effort to meet people for 20 seconds at the entrance but the teammate in question was the cute one cough I mean I guess he’s in sales so it makes sense that I fell for it. Also I get to meet my counterpart from Philly.

I can’t be this anxious when I have to start flying all over the country for demos. Sigh.

Create a robot self and send that.

Also, hello from my office campus! It has guards, and I had no idea where to find building T, so I just went straight until it magically appeared. The campus is 300 acres. But hey I get my own office, office.

I onboarded two coop students today. One is In robotics. I asked him if he makes killer robots or just the regular kind.

This just showed up on startribune.com

I’ll post only the "Pro Tip"s:

Pro tip: Make sure each button lines up with the corresponding hole. For a polished look, make sure the shirt’s care label is worn on the inside.

Pro tip: In public, the zipper on your pants should always, always be up. Leaving the zipper down is not just a fashion faux pas; it may also result in a trip to your company’s HR department, where you may be mocked with a sing-songy poem about London and France.

Pro tip: The right shoe should look exactly like the left shoe. OK, not exactly. One shoe is designed for the left foot, the other for the right. They’ll look and feel odd if you get them mixed up. It’s confusing at first, but you’ll get it.

Pro tip: Not every outfit in which the top matches the bottom qualifies as a suit. Pajamas are not a suit. Neither is matching sweatpants and sweatshirt. As a general rule of thumb, always remember that if it has a hood, it’s probably not a suit.

Pro tip: And though they may seem similar in fit, form and function, a bathrobe is not a dress. Does that seem arbitrary? Yes. But we don’t make the rules.

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Will you report back on his response?

Send pic of bare foot next to exam text. :+1:

Killer or GTFO!!! :robot:

I’ve only been in the one that has the piano in the cafeteria. I can’t remember which building that is though.

Who let YOU in!?

Also random, I am manning a virtual booth as we speak.

What’s a virtual booth you ask?

A Zoom meeting room. The poor folks who get sent here are as lost as me trying to answer questions about softwares.

Back when I did stuff and learned things I learned some of the things there.

Where’s the any key?

If all of that computer hacking you do is making you thirsty, you should order a Tab.

No time for that, the computer’s starting!

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RN :slight_smile: