Random Thoughts

I know of two different Wendy’s restaurants that have nothing to do with the Dave Thomas burger joint.

I assume they predate it? Neither is a chain, two different parts of the country.

Random Thought: STBX is mad at ME because the TV & internet company cut off service to the house.

He has not paid them since HIS attorney told me to stop paying the bill and let him pay it.

Gee… I wonder why they cut off his service? It’s a real mystery!!!

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Weird Al has a cool song called Hardware Store.
Evidently he got spoofed, someone did a song called Dumbledore

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Watch Charles Schulz draw Peanuts cartoons:

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dude, Hardware Store is in Weird Al’s Top 5 best originals. Love it. Big props to you for finding this gem, and even bigger props to the guy for making this a reality! I mean, a parody song of a parody artist - it doesn’t get much meta than that.

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“looks down”
I think I’m going to clean my keyboard tonite. Gross. I don’t know how it gets this dirty, but it’s time to pop off all the keys and give 'er a warsh.

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I found a note where I wrote down a password as well as initials to what site it is for. I have no idea what the initials stand for.

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Time to check urbandictionary.

Lol every time i see this I think something like “why would Starbucks be mad at twig?”

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Because last time she was there, when she scanned her phone to pay, they saw the Peet’s app on there.

Email from my mother:

re: ******:
He hasn’t been feeling well and at first they thought pneumonia. Today we heard his upper body is full of tumours. They are being tested for cancer now.

A month ago I told some of you that he and**** were going to separate. They had done a lot of talking and **** was seeing a counselor and they were working things out and now this.

Tonight we had t-bone steak for dinner. Thanks to Blackie. It was sooo tender.

Tell me more about this Blackie character. :popcorn: :cut_of_meat:

Black angus cow.

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That conversation reads like Child #3 when he came home after a fire call to a fatal accident, and he’s sitting at the counter casually eating spaghetti in marinara sauce while talking about dealing with the bodies and the cleanup.

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Dinner conversations can be interesting with medical people.

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Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard.

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I like the number 175. It’s hexadecimal af.

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Any tab in Excel, any grouping of data in Excel or anywhere else, any collection of numbers that I use or have to make reference to, … I’m going to start referring to it as an actuary table.

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Let’s eat dinner at the actuary table.

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I’ve seen posts on Reddit before about waking up with odd marks on your skin and no clear reason for them. I don’t believe in any kind of supernatural causes, but I enjoy reading the posts.

Today I woke up with some of my own, on my shoulder! Perhaps the little grey men have tagged me.

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