Random Thoughts

The Sandbox General
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extra greasy?

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small insects?

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Catnip shampoo, who knew?

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One of the numbers in my cash flow testing projection is 8,675,309.

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I finally found my long lost cousin.

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Miracles and Near Death Experiences have been documented in recent years, strongly suggesting the existence of an afterlife and a God behind it all.

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is it a Random Thoughts Generator?

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joke that 8675309 is your cousin?

or did you really?

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Summary

https://www.americanscientist.org/sites/americanscientist.org/files/20144141249210337-2014-05TechnologueFp170.jpg

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Ew, I hope not! Last night it was right after I had showered and washed my hair, but she also does it when my hair is greasy, has product in it, or is totally product-free. She’s a weird cat.

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Some local university students did a project for us, so we took them out for lunch. I showed up at the Kabob shack on time, nobody there. Turns out everyone’s at the kabob hut across the street.

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In Jefferson, WI, back in the 80s, there was a Dairy King.

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I enjoy writing macros to loop through scenarios and hardcode the results. It’s not complicated or anything, just enjoyable.

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It’s the anguish in the next person’s attempt to figure out what you did, right?

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Throw in an extra =rand() or two for additional pleasure.

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Actuaries gonna git randy!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :cupid: :sparkling_heart: :heart_on_fire: :revolving_hearts:

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I don’t think this justifies its own thread, but it was for my own amusement…

I randomly checked my yahoo email account & sifted through the spam to try to find something reply-able-to.

Verifiable Proof Payment of $7.1 million US dollars

Payment file number: UN-02374/IMF/02/24

:blah:

Here’s the catch…the recipients were all on the “To” line, so a reply-all-a-palooza was certainly in order.

I think I can help. Tell me how.
G. I. Luvmunny
p.s. Who are all of these other people on this communication? I think you may have been hacked.

I got a whole bunch of Undeliverable & Failure Notice bounce-backs, but I did get this gem from [redacted]@yahoo.ca: (strong language) FUCK YOU PERVERT AND YOUR SCAM.

I’m not sure if I should reply with a “Sooooory”, an explanation, an apology, or a nothingburger…or a creed about how trump is going to save us all.

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:therethere:

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Ask them if they’re members of the Nigerian royal family.

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There is a Burger King in Mattoon, Illinois.

No, not that BK.

Burger King (Mattoon, Illinois) - Wikipedia

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