Random questions

Punctuating, for clarity and fun:

I do not suggest shooting your drainpipes.

Guessing there are more issues with feet requiring specialized knowledge. How many people get fasciitis or bone spurs in their hands? Diabetics don’t lose their hands. And I don’t think there’s a hand equivalent to fallen arches. Although I suppose that carpel tunnel in feet is probably pretty rare too…

Then there’s the more mundane stuff like bunions and corns that can still cause a lot of pain…

I know there’s at least one hand doctor/surgeon where I live because I cracked a ā€œbet they do a lot of hand jobs there!ā€ joke once. Didn’t have the same effect when I made the same joke about the eye doctor for some reason. But I bet they DO do a lot of eye jobs at the eye doctor.

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Whatever happened to those ugly rugs I remember from the 80’s and 90’s that were oval shaped and had rings of different colors? The one my parents had was very uncomfortable. They were in style for a long time and I just realized I haven’t seen one in a long time.

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Are you my sister?

p.s., they also extended back to the 70s. Like you said, ā€œThey were in style for a long time.ā€

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Obligatory Simpsons gif:

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I’d have to imagine having carpals in feet is quite rare.

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They are called rag rugs. My guess is that they were cheap to make and utilized fabric scrap. As manufacturing techniques have improved, there is less scrap and thus the cost of making rag rugs increased. With an increased cost came an increase in price that tipped the scales in favor of nicer looking rugs. I only recall rag rugs used in functional areas like high traffic hallways and kitchens. I always thought of them as more functional than decorative.

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I bought a stupidly expensive* largish rag rug for my kitchen circa 1999. I liked the colors and it went with the rest of the room. I got tons of compliments on it. Like… more than I thought it deserved. I just wanted something to protect the floor from scratches from the chairs.

*I think it was $150, which was a lot for me at the time.

I bet you’re a real hoot at parties when you meet the landscape contractors: ā€œDo you guys do a lot of blow jobs?ā€

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I have a small rag rug from Cuba, but it’s rectangular and the fabric bits just run from side to side, it’s not in a coiled pattern. It’s what I use in front of my bathroom vanity and I really like the colors. Being that we got it in Cuba, it was more like $10.

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If you’re looking for a good head job, try a mechanic, imo.

ā€œReally tied the room together.ā€ - the Dude

Isn’t ā€œwhat’s my second choiceā€ a fair question at the supper table? Lol.

Sure. It’s basically saying ā€œIck, I don’t like what you just put in front of me… surely there’s something else better than this slop available.ā€

So if that’s the message you want to send then by all means, say that.

Prolly makes more sense prefaced with the fact that my SO doesn’t put up with s***.

I don’t blame them. I’d definitely ask what’s my second choice if you put $#!+ in front of me.

You get two choices: take it or leave it.

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Do the various competitions at The Arnold have age classes? And assuming they do… what are they?

My mother slightly shocked me tonight by saying that she’s going to The Arnold in Columbus tomorrow to watch her cousin compete in a power lifting competition.

This is shocking for several reasons.

  1. My mother is more into the Symphony and the Art Museum than anything sports related. When she won tickets to a Reds game her post-game report was that the stadium had a really lovely view of the river but she didn’t care for the lady who sang the national anthem.

  2. My mother is a septuagenarian. Her cousin is slightly younger, I believe. But he must be well into his 60s, if not 70s also. That just seems old to me to be in competitive power lifting.

  3. I had no idea that The Arnold even included power lifting. I thought it was a body building thing.

  4. I had no idea the cousin did power lifting. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve met the guy though, so obviously there’s a lot I don’t know about him.

We just had a long conversation about the difference between power lifting and body building and my mother kept telling me that before he was in movies, Arnold Schwarzenegger was a weight lifter. (Ok mom, but he was a competitive body builder. Yes, being a body builder obviously means lifting weights, but he came into prominence through body building, not power lifting.) I don’t think she really believes me about this.

Anyway… still puzzling through this geriatric power lifting bit. Don’t these guys have heart attacks?!?!

The Arnold even has a Foosball competition. Overall good for people watching, but there are some surprises. Not everyone looks bronze-dipped. I wouldn’t doubt if there were more strength and skill competitions than physique.

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