Random questions

Is that per chip?

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The phone in our pocket is more powerful than the computer that sent people to the moon. Isn’t it great that we’re using that technology to deliver advertisements?

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and porn, can’t forget about porn! it’s like the whole reason the internet was invented, amirite? porn advertisements, that’s a win-win-win right there.

How many more squirrels will be caught by the youngest cat, now that he’s scored one?

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I know the pieces fit
'Cause I watched them tumble down
No fault, none to blame
It doesn’t mean I don’t desire
To point the finger, blame the other
Kill the squirrels
Then save the to may toes

Anybody here qualify for a long-term incentive plan?

Seems that I qualify this year so (was dependent on performance) and I can collect shares with a 1-year lockup period.

Many moons ago I was in an incentive plan that had fictional shares whose value was tied to EBITDA.

They vested over 5 years based on performance. It was supposed to be 10% in years 1, 2, and 3, 20% in year 4, and 50% in year 5.

But we slightly missed the year 3 target so when I left my shares were worth roughly 29.7% of their notional value due to vesting.

They then missed the targets by huge margins in years 4 and 5 and I think all anyone ever got was around 45% of a lower number. It turns out that I left at pretty close to the perfect time (a lucky coincidence).

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I used to have one

Or maybe not… maybe they did poorly BECAUSE I left! Yeah… that must be it!

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Why are so many videos on the internet displayed as mirror images?

In selfie mode, iPhones record a mirror image. You can flip photos. I don’t know about videos taken in selfie mode.

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Mirror image (and/or slightly zooming in) can also be used to circumvent copyright detectors, or at least they could in the past.

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Do I

  • go on a late run?
  • put on pajamas?
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No “why not both?”

:popcorn:

Look, I just want to take my pants off. The dog says to screw the run and take her on a walk instead. Being responsible blows sometimes.

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GoA opinion timeliness DNMMR.


you have enough for a decision now.

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I ended up going to the grocery store.

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Pants on or off??? :popcorn:

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