not -my- monkeys
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Is that one of those Shakespeare-typing monkeys?
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I’m thinking more cybernetic wallaby looking for evil minions (just for the sake of argument, a disgruntled monkey who hates humanity) into which to implant cerebral cortex enhancers and adamantium exoskeletons. 
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I used to have a thread on this sort of story in the pensions forum at the old AO…
dear lord
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12 monkeys coming to life…
They got the last monkey. Or at least that’s what they want you to think!
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Did they find any of them jumping on a bed?
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Now we know who turned them in
Oscar Meyer releases bologna face mask, which quickly sold out:
But good news, it looks like it’s back in stock:
Is it good news?
Ewww
DON’T TOUCH THE MONKEYS
Has this lady not seen any virus-carrying monkey movies??? 
Patient zero?
Bridge collapses in Pittsburgh hours before Biden to give a previously scheduled infrastructure speech in Pittsburgh. QANON conspiracy messaging coming in 3,2,1…
uhhhhh can we get a news story link on that one?
Take your pick. I’m sure there are dozens more if these aren’t up to snuff.
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I’m glad I don’t have twin. Yikes.
Interesting, after one twin was convicted of murder and sentenced to 99 years in prison and has exhausted all of his appeals so will spend the rest of his natural life in prison, he confesses to the murder his twin was convicted for 10 years earlier.
Sounds like it might be good for Kevin to have a twin.