Humorously, he got both TVs and I got both TV stands.
I’d like to think that O’Henry laughed.
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the good place
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I mean there is one thing that I could ask for… she has 2 vehicles but it’s just her and our son like 75% of the time, she doesn’t need 2 cars. I could ask for one of the cars in the final settlement, my car is from 2011 so I could certainly use an upgrade. But really, the only reason I’d do it is to be a dick. And she’s going to win a contest of who is the biggest asshole every time. Plus I like my car.
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Don’t know if this man couldn’t count or was just trying to get help.
New Hampshire shelter faces ‘enormous’ breeding problem after man surrenders nearly 1,000 mice
The snake shelter called with a solution.
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Valuable banana
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needs banana for scale.
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Wtf?! You call them “storey” in Canada?
Yup! What are they called in 'Murica??
It’s just a “story”.
Okay, humour me this…
What do you read/tell your kids before bedtime? A bedtime storey?
I’m just trying to add a little colour to the discussion.
IFYP
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That’s what I wrote! Along with “humour”…grr…GEORGE IS GETTING UPSET!!!
Imagonna edit…
Thereifixedit
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Wouldn’t it be stoury?
It’s called storey in Australia too. You’re on your own, 'Murica.
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That cat would do well in Russia.
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Ok I feel bad now…but that really me me laugh. 
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U laugh!! Iz funny!!! 
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Wth? You call them a story in the us?
If they’re the same thing, why do they have two different names. Checkmate.
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Go get a Mountain Dew - or 2, so you can have them AT THE SAME TIME!!!