Facebook observations

sorry, dude

I imagine Breadie has been seeing raisin ads like crazy.

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The fascist military-industrial-rai-SIN complex doesn’t know about me yet - and I wanna keep it that way!!! :tfh: :shushing_face:

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Go breastfeed somebody.

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Watch your back. They like to slip in oatmeal raisin cookies when you expect chocolate chip or maybe unexpectedly slip some raisins somewhere they don’t belong like a salad. That’s how you know they found you.

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This is how you get yourself disappeared. You’re about to wind up at a black site, getting graped good and hard.

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That’s just craisin - oops - crazy talk. Conspiracy talk needs to die on the vine.

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Rai-SINS should just shrivel up and DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! :judge:

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:thinking:

Well, they’re half way there…

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Now the SOA ad is some kid with a yellow basketball!!! Will the madness never end???

Guy selling a nice lawn edger for $80 (Been for sale for 34 weeks, down from $100)
T-roy: Hey Jose, I’ll buy this for $80 and pick it up tonight, I have all the Cash Apps
GSNLE: No, I have to get it up and running, hasn’t run since last summer. Cash is king too.
T-roy: OK, $60 cash and you don’t have to worry about trying to restart it.

Am I doing FB marketplace right?

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Sounds right to me!

Is this a dedicated edger and not a string trimmer? Why not just use the trimmer? That’s all that my neighbors lawn service use to get a nice edge along the sidewalks.

I’ll admit my results don’t look as nice because I don’t spend a lot of effort trying. An edger would be"easier" but would seem to increase overall effort, which I could get for free with the trimmer just spending a bit more time at it.

" (name of kid) graduates Pre-K! I’m so proud of him!"

ummmm, what exactly is there to be proud of here? does anyone who attends pre-k flunk out?

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Those type of posts should be texts to grandparents because no one else on the planet cares.

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somewhere on the continuum “this meeting should have been an email” rests “this social media post should have been a private text”

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add to the list of “this should be a private text” anyone who feels the need to declare their love (or lust or sex life) for their s.o. on any social media or anywhere on the internet at all.

tell them in private. nobody else needs to hear that shit. cringy as hell.

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I could not agree more. My mother is an early childhood development specialist and she said it’s actually not good for the kids to have all of these kindergarten graduation and 6th grade graduation and such. I don’t think I could do justice to her explanation of why; I just remember her saying that it’s not appropriate and is just something schools do to make parents happy.