Corrupt a Wish

The Sandbox General
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Granted. Your kid broke their leg last night.

I wish I had more energy.

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Granted. You’re now a cocaine addict.

I wish I only had to work 3 days a week.

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Granted you have tremendous energy. Getting massive amounts of work done.
And cannot sleep ever. Delusions and psychosis await. You have about 10 days.

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I beat you to it. Also, you didn’t wish for something. So I win.

45

Granted. The “week” is now defined as 3 days long.

I wish I hadn’t forgotten to wish with the last response.

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Granted you have tremendous energy. Getting massive amounts of work done.
And cannot sleep ever. Delusions and psychosis await. You have about 10 days.

I wish I could travel the world.

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Granted. You now live in the Mad Max universe.

I wish I could find a new favorite movie of all time.

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Granted. You now have to watch every movie ever made in order of Rotten Tomatoes rank - ascending.

I wish I could get my excel macro to do its job faster.

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Wish granted. A kid in India has reworked your macro, your boss was so impressed he fired you and hired 10 more actuaries in India with your old salary.

I wish being an actuary wasn’t so boring

50

Granted Valuation is now done “Hunger Games” style. Hurry up but for God’s sake don’t make an error!!

I wish the AOMs were completed already.

51

Granted. No idea what AOM is. But thanks to google, you now have Acute otitis media , a middle ear infection of abrupt onset. Fully completed.

I wish my acid reflux would go away for good.

52

Granted it now goes the other way and you have permanent flaming galloping trots.

I wish the model teams would stop costing us time with silly avoidable mistakes.

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Granted. They now cost you $1M for each silly avoidable mistake.

I wish there was a euphoric drug with no side effects.

54

Wish granted. You’re in love. Married with 4 snotty kids, broke, living on a single income with no future.

I wish my programmer would hurry up.

55

Granted. He’s finally home early for once to have some sexy time with his wife.

I wish 10-hr work days were the norm.

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Granted. 70 hour work weeks are also the norm.

I wish I could learn without studying.

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Wish granted. You have super intelligence but you have lost all motor control and can only communicate by blinking Morse code with your left eye. You eat via a feeding tube.

I wish my company offered one of those fancy pensions instead of a 401k plan

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Wish granted! You work for the city of Detroit where you are offered a fancy pension, however, the city has just declared bankruptcy and unfortunately they had to cut your pension.

I wish my doggo would stop stealing the bedsheets at night!

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Wish granted. Doggo steals the bedsheets in the morning, and sells them to buy meth amphetamine.

I wish I could walk around the house without standing on Lego.

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Granted. Your personal gravity has reversed polarity and you walk on the ceiling now.

I wish to be the head of the Tri-State Area!