Corrupt a Wish

The Sandbox General
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That sound pretty good. I’ll take it!

:slight_smile:

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Granted. The patriarch of your family is now Chevy Chase.

I wish I didn’t need a haircut.

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Granted. You are now bald.

I wish I wasn’t so forgetful.

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Granted.

I wish I can remember what I was going to put for twig’s response.

25

Granted. You now remember the proper response.

I wish I wasn’t so forgetful.

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Granted you can now remember every mistake you have made with perfect clarity. But only after you repeat them.

I wish I could sleep better.

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Granted. But you’re never waking up.

I wish I had a free live-in maid.

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Granted. You now have a free live-in maid, maid-of-honor that is.

I wish the weather was warmer.

29

Granted. You now live in South Africa.

I wish for a kid-free weekend of sexy times.

30

Granted. Jeffrey Epstein is now dead.

I wish everyone is bisexual.

31

Wish granted. Everyone gets terrible haircuts and becomes too physically fat to have sex and decides to label themselves as edgy bisexuals

I wish Game Stop would declare bankruptcy

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Granted. Donald Trump owns Game Stop now. The bankruptcy will be any day.

I wish I didn’t have to get out of bed tomorrow.

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Granted, you ended up having to work all night and never went to bed in the first place.

I wish someone would make me a delicious breakfast

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Granted. You’re caught up in the Robinhood scandal and get 25 to life. Prison serves a pretty good breakfast.

I wish I could easily lose 10 lbs.

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Granted. Your head is gone.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

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Granted. But you have to go up in an Apollo pod with a pure oxygen atmosphere and a loose wire.

I wish Pinocchio was a real boy.

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Granted . . . but he has a wooden personality.

I wish I didn’t have a wooden personality.

38

Wish granted, you have a golden personality but you have grown horns and have foul breath

I wish I had a million bucks

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Granted . . . and I’m glad that I can finally get them out of my house . . .

I wish the vaccine distribution would speed up everywhere

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Granted. Every vaccine produced has been distributed… to pets.

I wish my kid didn’t break their toe last night.