Been missing this thread.
I wish we could hurry up and get vaccinated.
Wish granted, you’re now 80 years old and in the front of the vaccine line!
Wish I could play golf at Pebble Beach this year.
Wish granted: Your tee time is scheduled for 8:00 tomorrow morning.
I wish I had a nice steak dinner
Wish granted. The steak is well done.
I wish my body fat was 5%
Granted. Now your head fat is around 80%.
I wish people would listen to me on GoA.
Wish granted. GoA posts are now read aloud using your voice.
I wish it was safe to go on vacation.
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Wish granted. You are now on vacation where it is nice and warm, but you are in Somalia and your AirBnB is moments from being surrounded by hostile insurgents
I wish DW Simpson would restore AO to its former glory
Wish granted the AO has been restored to it’s glorious status as of last week.
I wish there wasn’t 3 inches of snow on the ground.
Wish granted, there’s now 23 inches of snow on the ground.
I wish I didn’t have a doctor’s appointment this morning.
Granted. It was yesterday and you’re getting charged for the missed appointment.
I wish I could fly like Superman.
Granted. You can now fly with a cable on your back in a studio.
I wish I put $1000 in bitcoin back in 2009.
Granted. But the interface you used was actually part of a scammer group . . . so . . . now you know where that money went.
I wish I had a million bucks.
Granted. They now roam freely inside your house.
I wish I wasn’t in a 6 am meeting right now
Granted. You now work the 6 AM shift at McDonalds where there are no meetings but you make minimum wage. Get to work on those Egg McMuffins!!!
Oops, forgot to add a wish.
I wish my yard was in better shape.
Granted. Your yard is now shaped 36-24-36.
I wish I had some McGriddles right now!
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Granted. But the person filling your order has dyslexia and you got a box of McDonalds-themed corsets.
I wish I had some more coffee brought to me.
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Granted. Here’s a Venti decaf.
I wish I had 20-20 vision.
Granted. From now on you can only see Barbara Walters.
I wish my son would do his homework.
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Granted. Now his room is clean, the dishes are washed, the yard is free of animal debris.
I wish I could travel with my family for a great vacation.