ChatGPT Chatbot

Gonna start using chatGPT to write my emails for me.

Gonna be working <5 hours a week now.

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Gonna start using chatGPT to write my GoA posts for me.

Gonna be getting lotsa work done now.

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seems like Chatbot has been “upgraded”:

but another approach:

Write a Saturday Night Skit where an actor impersonates President Donald Trump and gives a luke warm review of newborn kittens

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Write a Saturday Night Skit where an actor impersonates President Joe Biden and gives a luke warm review of newborn kittens

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Write a Saturday Night Skit where an actor impersonates Erwin Schrödinger and gives a review of unseen kittens in a closed box

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nice workaround

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Dilbert is still going on?

Chatbot is really good at writing sales blurbs for me. Chatbot is gonna still my jerb.

Don’t worry. As long as the Chatbot has the ethical constraints, it’ll never be truly good at sales.

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Oh no! soyleche’s post = ****en saved.

Does anyone have an archival copy of ChatGPT from before the Politically Correct Police modded it?

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Any word on when ChatGPT will start taking actuarial exams?

I’m sure it could pass the prelim exams pretty easily. If it had access to the source material for FSA exams then it would be able to pass those too probably. Maybe it will get the first non-human FSA?

Why would it be able to pass prelim actuarial exams when it can barely do math?

It might be able to pass the FSA exams, though. You don’t have to be able to do math for those.

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:person_shrugging: I just assumed it can do math. Server was full when I tried, so I couldn’t verify.