Well now I can’t feed Pat to the troll…
Don’t feed Pat to the troll, offer Pat as a gift. I am sure the troll will take care of Pat.
great care I’m sure
Trolls are known for their gentle nature, I think.
There was a whole movie made about friendly trolls. My kids sing along to it all the time.
I don’t think you’re acting as a fiduciary for Pat
Although I presume Pat has by now suffocated due to our actions
I guess we should have found a bucket first.
OK Pat, you’ve lived long enough.
Approach the troll with Pat raised above our head, ready to fling Pat sideways to lure the troll from the bridge
You approach the bridge carefully, holding Pat above your head. The troll appears to only have eyes for the fish. You quickly fling Pat off the side of the bridge, and thankfully the troll jumps after, quickly scooping up Pat and running away. Unfortunately as Pat is flying through the air you make eye contact and realize that Pat hadn’t died yet. You see intelligence in those eyes, and an extreme sadness. You will forever be haunted by the look in those eyes, and how Pat’s gaze pierced your soul.
You are standing on a drawbridge. Exits are West and East (across the bridge).
Now I want a fish sandwich
Go East
I heard Fievel went west, and I want to be as far away from that little mouse as possible
You are in the courtyard of Action Castle. A castle guard stands watch to the east. Stairs lead up into the tower and down into darkness. Exits are West, East, Up, and Down.
Save Game
Go up
Game Saved!
You climb up the tower stairs until you come to a door. Exits are Down.
Inspect Door
The door appears to be a well maintained wooden door. You don’t think you could break down this door. There’s a handle and a key hole.
We lured the troll away and immediately left!?
we crossed the bridge he was guarding??
What else would we do there
Oh I misunderstood, I see we did cross the bridge
I understand there’s all sorts of enjoyable leisure activities that can take place under the bridge. But we lost 2 days going fishing, so now probably isn’t the time to get into heroin.