2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

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2 COFPs for Week 11:

Change Colts to Eagles
Change Cardinals to 49ers

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I will apply this award to COFP of the Vikings to win over the Cowgirls.

I will additionally use up my remaining two COFP:

The Chiefs to win over the Chargeless
The Niners to win over the Bishops Cardinals

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Can I use a COFP to change all my Bears picks to Justin Fields?

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:squintyeyes:

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You can use it to change your Redskin pick to the Commanders.

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Here are the results for week 10:

No. Player
 4  OutdoormanNowActuary  9-5
11  Carrie’s Carebears    9-5
15  TheArbitrary          9-5
16  twig93                9-5
17  SteveWhite            9-5
18  JudgeSmails           9-5
19  Jahiegel              9-5
98  zAll Home Teams       9-5
99  zConsensus            9-5
 1  UltimateAnyone        8-6
 2  Funemployed           8-6
 3  Mountainhawk          8-6
 5  PatientZombie         8-6
 7  A695814               8-6
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland    8-6
 9  Kid_Rock              8-6
14  3rookie               8-6
 6  Grizz                 7-7
12  redearedslider        6-8
13  ldancer911            6-8
20  IPD                   5-9
10  Vorian_Atreides      2-12

Congratulations to @OutdoormanNowActuary for winning Week 10 and its award, Choose Your Own Adventure Award

CYOA

If you win this award you get to choose one award from a selection of two non-negative awards and two higher-variance, possibly-negative awards:

  • Jables’ Home Field Advantage
  • Random Poster’s Lucky 7
  • The Arbitrary Award - If you use this award you may flip your pick for all non-Divisional games for one team for the rest of the season.
  • The Arbitrary’s Lucky 7 Award - If you use this award you will flip your picks for exactly seven games in a week of your choosing.

The default will be to use JHFA and add three points to all of your Away teams in Week 13. You may reject this default by declaring your intentions on how to use the award before kickoff of TNF.

Additionally, you, along with Carrie’s Carebears, @TheArbitrary, @twig93, @SteveWhite, @JudgeSmails, & @Jahiegel, have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.

But, wait, that’s not all! @Vorian_Atreides being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 11 game.

This week…
:smiley:
OutdoormanNowActuary & @Grizz used a COFP to change their Browns pick to the Dolphins. :+1:
OutdoormanNowActuary & @Kid_Rock used a COFP to change their Broncos pick to the Titans. :+1:
Kid_Rock used a COFP & @3rookie used his VALSA to change their Texans pick to the Giants. :+1:
Grizz used his Lovable Losers award to guarantee his Texans over Giants pick. The Texans lost, but Grizz won. :+1:

:frowning:
PatientZombie, A695814, & Ezekial_Cumberland used a COFP to change their Packers pick to the Cowboys. :-1:

Here are the overall results after week 10:

Place No. Player
    1  6  Grizz                   93-56-1   62.33%
    2  4  OutdoormanNowActuary    92-57-1   61.67%
    3  3  Mountainhawk            90-57-3   61.00%
    4 99  zConsensus              91-58-1   61.00%
    5 16  twig93                  90-59-1   60.33%
    6  7  A695814                 89-60-1   59.67%
    7  2  Funemployed             88-61-1   59.00%
    8 11  Carrie’s Carebears      88-61-1   59.00%
    9  5  PatientZombie           87-62-1   58.33%
   10 18  JudgeSmails             87-62-1   58.33%
   11  8  Ezekial_Cumberland      86-63-1   57.67%
   12 17  SteveWhite              86-63-1   57.67%
   13 19  Jahiegel                86-63-1   57.67%
   14  1  UltimateAnyone          85-64-1   57.00%
   15  9  Kid_Rock                84-65-1   56.33%
   16 15  TheArbitrary            84-65-1   56.33%
   17 12  redearedslider          82-67-1   55.00%
   18 98  zAll Home Teams         82-67-1   55.00%
   19 20  IPD                     81-68-1   54.33%
   20 13  ldancer911              80-69-1   53.67%
   21 10  Vorian_Atreides         77-72-1   51.67%
   22 14  3rookie                 75-74-1   50.33%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2147 1334 13 0.616
TheArbitrary 2146 1335 13 0.616
Kid_Rock 2108 1374 12 0.605
Ezekial_Cumberland 1952 1275 11 0.605
Funemployed 1834 1136 12 0.617
ldancer911 1701 1269 12 0.572
A695814 1618 1097 11 0.596
UltimateAnyone 1595 1120 11 0.587
Mountainhawk 1287 920 7 0.583
IPD 1256 949 9 0.569
Carrie’s Carebears 1167 783 8 0.598
3rookie 1134 816 8 0.581
Vorian_Atreides 1052 897 9 0.540
Jahiegel 920 520 6 0.638
redearedslider 839 599 8 0.583
twig93 690 495 5 0.582
JudgeSmails 259 161 2 0.616
Grizz 253 167 2 0.602
OutdoormanNowActuary 249 171 2 0.592
SteveWhite 86 63 1 0.577
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@PatientZombie @Ezekial_Cumberland, @Disco.Bot (or is it @discobot) wouldn’t let me @ you in the post above, so here you go.

@A695814, you don’t really exist, so you’ll never show up.

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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Go away. You suck.

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SURE THING™ Picks:

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Noted²

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Noted³

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AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 3 Change Commanders to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Falcons to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Dolphins to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 3 Change Patriots to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 8 Change Packers to Bills :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Browns to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 10 Change Broncos to Titans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 8 Change Cardinals to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 8 Change Steelers to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 10 Change Browns to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 11 Change Colts to Eagles :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 11 Change Packers to Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 16 Change Packers to Dolphins :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Broncos to Titans :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Texans to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 4 Change Chargers to Texans :rage:
1 I Guarantee It Funemployed Wk 18 Guar Jaguars over Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 11 Change Cardinals to 49ers :popcorn:
2 I Guarantee It OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Falcons over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award IPD Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Texans over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 11 Change Chargers to Chiefs :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 5 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
4 Lovable Losers Grizz Wk 10 Guarantee Texans over Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 5 Change Panthers to 49ers :green_heart:
5 Lovable Losers Mountainhawk Wk 15 Guarantee Jets over Lions :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 8 Change Patriots to Jets :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Mountainhawk Wk 9 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award SteveWhite Wk 7 Change 49ers to Chiefs :green_heart:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Vorian_Atreides Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 11 Change Cardinals to 49ers :popcorn:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure UltimateAnyone Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :green_heart:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure IPD Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 10 Change Texans to Giants :green_heart:
10 Choose Your Own Adventure OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 13 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick TheArbitrary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick SteveWhite :thinking:
Change One Future Pick JudgeSmails :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Jahiegel :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 11 Change Cowboys to Vikings :popcorn:
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FWIW, the forum software has a limit of 10 @ mentions in any one post.

And @discobot can only play by the rules.

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

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Change Rams to Saints for Week 11

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I hate the COFP. I remember the good ole days when this was a set-it-and-forget-it contest… :older_man:

COFP: Week 11 Chargers → Chiefs
COFP: Week 11 Cadrinals → 49ers

I’ll leave the Colts/Eagles alone, in case my stellar record holds out…

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Who twisted your arm to use those COFP?
:face_with_monocle:

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(:musical_note:/2)'d

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A strange award. Sometimes, the only winning move is not to play.

COFPs have always existed. Back in Jables’ days they were the weekly award…except for the weeks when Jables had a different award. Jables was a Jenius.

:musical_note: 'd’d