2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

Go Ravens. Havent won a weekly award since probably the days of the ao

COWP: Week 10 Packers to Cowboys

…and I’ll be happy to lose this like my first 2 COWPs.

Noted

Ntted²

N****d

Nowed

Here are the results for week 9:

No. Player
20  IPD                   10-3
 3  Mountainhawk         8-3-2
 6  Grizz                  9-4
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland     9-4
 5  PatientZombie          8-5
 7  A695814                8-5
11  Carrie’s Carebears     8-5
12  redearedslider         8-5
15  TheArbitrary           8-5
16  twig93                 8-5
17  SteveWhite             8-5
18  JudgeSmails            8-5
19  Jahiegel               8-5
99  zConsensus             8-5
 1  UltimateAnyone         7-6
 2  Funemployed            7-6
 4  OutdoormanNowActuary   7-6
98  zAll Home Teams        7-6
 9  Kid_Rock               6-7
10  Vorian_Atreides        6-7
13  ldancer911             6-7
14  3rookie                5-8

Congratulations to @IPD for winning Week 9 and its award, Choose Your Own Adventure Award

CYOA

If you win this award you get to choose one award from a selection of two non-negative awards and two higher-variance, possibly-negative awards:

  • Jables’ Home Field Advantage
  • Random Poster’s Lucky 7
  • The Arbitrary Award - If you use this award you may flip your pick for all non-Divisional games for one team for the rest of the season.
  • The Arbitrary’s Lucky 7 Award - If you use this award you will flip your picks for exactly seven games in a week of your choosing.

The default will be to use JHFA and add three points to all of your Away teams in Week 12. You may reject this default by declaring your intentions on how to use the award before kickoff of TNF.

Additionally, you have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.

Evenmoreso, @3rookie, yet again, being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 10 game.

This week…
:smiley:
@Kid_Rock used a COFP & @3rookie used a VALSA to change their Texans pick to the Eagles :+1:
@Mountainhawk used her JHFA award to add three points to all of her Away teams this week. The Bills & Buccaneers both lost by three, so those turned into ties. (:+1::heavy_division_sign: :two:):heavy_multiplication_x: :two: = :+1:

Here are the overall results after week 9:

Place No. Player
    1  6  Grizz                   86-49-1   63.60%
    2  3  Mountainhawk            82-51-3   61.40%
    3  4  OutdoormanNowActuary    83-52-1   61.40%
    4 99  zConsensus              82-53-1   60.66%
    5  7  A695814                 81-54-1   59.93%
    6 16  twig93                  81-54-1   59.93%
    7  2  Funemployed             80-55-1   59.19%
    8  5  PatientZombie           79-56-1   58.46%
    9 11  Carrie’s Carebears      79-56-1   58.46%
   10  8  Ezekial_Cumberland      78-57-1   57.72%
   11 18  JudgeSmails             78-57-1   57.72%
   12  1  UltimateAnyone          77-58-1   56.99%
   13 17  SteveWhite              77-58-1   56.99%
   14 19  Jahiegel                77-58-1   56.99%
   15  9  Kid_Rock                76-59-1   56.25%
   16 12  redearedslider          76-59-1   56.25%
   17 20  IPD                     76-59-1   56.25%
   18 10  Vorian_Atreides         75-60-1   55.51%
   19 15  TheArbitrary            75-60-1   55.51%
   20 13  ldancer911              74-61-1   54.78%
   21 98  zAll Home Teams         73-62-1   54.04%
   22 14  3rookie                 67-68-1   49.63%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2139 1328 13 0.617
TheArbitrary 2137 1330 13 0.616
Kid_Rock 2100 1368 12 0.605
Ezekial_Cumberland 1944 1269 11 0.605
Funemployed 1826 1130 12 0.617
ldancer911 1695 1261 12 0.573
A695814 1610 1091 11 0.596
UltimateAnyone 1587 1114 11 0.587
Mountainhawk 1279 914 7 0.583
IPD 1251 940 9 0.571
Carrie’s Carebears 1158 778 8 0.598
3rookie 1126 810 8 0.581
Vorian_Atreides 1050 885 9 0.542
Jahiegel 911 515 6 0.638
redearedslider 833 591 8 0.584
twig93 681 490 5 0.581
JudgeSmails 250 156 2 0.615
Grizz 246 160 2 0.605
OutdoormanNowActuary 240 166 2 0.591
SteveWhite 77 58 1 0.570
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Here’s an STP Weeks 7 & 8 update:

11-6 with 14 to go.

A695814 has announced the use of the following COFPs:
10 Change Packers to Cowboys
11 Change Packers to Titans
16 Change Packers to Dolphins

AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 3 Change Commanders to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Falcons to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Dolphins to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 3 Change Patriots to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 8 Change Packers to Bills :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 8 Change Cardinals to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 8 Change Steelers to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 10 Change Browns to Dolphins :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 11 Change Packers to Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 Wk 16 Change Packers to Dolphins :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 10 Change Packers to Cowboys :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Broncos to Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 10 Change Texans to Giants :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 4 Change Chargers to Texans :rage:
1 I Guarantee It Funemployed Wk 18 Guar Jaguars over Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Falcons over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award IPD Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Texans over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 5 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
4 Lovable Losers Grizz Wk 10 Guarantee Texans over Giants :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 5 Change Panthers to 49ers :green_heart:
5 Lovable Losers Mountainhawk Wk 15 Guarantee Jets over Lions :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 8 Change Patriots to Jets :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Mountainhawk Wk 9 +3 Away teams’ scores :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award SteveWhite Wk 7 Change 49ers to Chiefs :green_heart:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Vorian_Atreides Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure UltimateAnyone Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :green_heart:
9 Choose Your Own Adventure IPD Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick IPD :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie :thinking:

Back to back awards. I’m killing it!
Week 10 - switch Texans to the Giants

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Proposal for a new award for next year:
If you get your first X COFPs correct, you get awarded another COFP (the idea to mirror the challenges in a game - if you get your first two challenges right, you’re awarded a third).

The question is what’s the proper value of X? My first instinct is 3 (so those who submit picks early enough automatically have a chance at the bonus COFP). You could also have the potential bonus COFP only be available based on the pre-season picks (based on how the award-tracking is done/shown, that might be significantly easier).

Does it have to be the “first X”?

I have 5 COFP, I get the first wrong, then hit the next four
Someone else gets three in a row, then misses two, they get the bonus, I don’t?

Not if we’re following the NFL challenge idea - you need to get the first two correct to win the third challenge.

My proposal is only for the first X - that way there’s added pressure every time to make those initial COFPs, and once you lose it, it’s gone. I’m sure the rules committee would be open to other suggestions.

In terms of the NFL Challenge idea . . . everyone has two challenges to use.

Not the same scenario for COFP.

However, everyone has the opportunity to submit early entries. Make X be the minimum number of COFP awarded for an early entry; and have the proposed award be applicable only to early entry COFP as applied to a single week. For example, if X = 3; then you you’re eligible for the proposed award only if you use 3 COFP for the same week and get them all correct.

The Awards Committee will pass this along to the Awards Ideas Subcommittee and they’ll kick it around and chew on it for a while.

A decision will be made (or the whole thing will be forgotten about) by next season.

In the meantime, feel free to offer up amendments on this proposal or completely new Award Ideas.

Noted.

COFP:
Week 10:
Browns to Dolphins
Broncos to Titans

I believe I have three left

Noted, noted, & Yes! Yes! Yes!

Going into the night game, @OutdoormanNowActuary has this week locked up. The only question is how many runners up will there be?

Chargers, [Commanders, Eagles] - @OutdoormanNowActuary; Runner up: @Carrie’s Carebears; VALSA: @Vorian_Atreides
49ers, [Commanders, Eagles] - @OutdoormanNowActuary; Runners up: @Carrie’s Carebears, @TheArbitrary, @twig93, @SteveWhite, @JudgeSmails, @Jahiegel; VALSA: @Vorian_Atreides

This week’s award is the Choose Your Own Adventure Award

CYOA

The default will be to use the JHFA award and add three points to all of your Week 13 Away picks. You may reject this default and choose your own adventure by declaring your intentions by TNF’s kickoff.