2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

The Sandbox Sports
, ,
279

Noted

280

Dodged 2 bullets and didn’t waste the COFPs

281

Going into SNF, here are this week’s winning (and losing) scenarios:
Packers, [Bengals, Browns] - @redearedslider; VALSA: @3rookie
Bills, Bengals - @Ezekial_Cumberland; VALSA: @3rookie
Bills, Browns - @UltimateAnyone; Runners up: @A695814, @Ezekial_Cumberland; VALSA: @3rookie

282

Week 9 Change Texans to Eagles

1 Like
283

Noted

284

Apologies for the late posting, but the intern left work early before the TPS reports had even run, so stuff didn’t get done. Regardless, that’s what the SNF-update is for - so that you can play along at home.

Here are the results for week 8:

No. Player
 1  UltimateAnyone       11-4
 7  A695814              11-4
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland   11-4
 2  Funemployed          10-5
 3  Mountainhawk         10-5
 6  Grizz                10-5
 9  Kid_Rock             10-5
12  redearedslider       10-5
15  TheArbitrary         10-5
16  twig93               10-5
19  Jahiegel             10-5
20  IPD                  10-5
99  zConsensus           10-5
 5  PatientZombie         9-6
13  ldancer911            9-6
17  SteveWhite            9-6
18  JudgeSmails           9-6
10  Vorian_Atreides       8-7
11  Carrie’s Carebears    8-7
98  zAll Home Teams       8-7
 4  OutdoormanNowActuary  7-8
14  3rookie               6-9

Congratulations to @UltimateAnyone for winning Week 8 and its award, Choose Your Own Adventure Award

CYOA

If you win this award you get to choose one award from a selection of two non-negative awards and two higher-variance, possibly-negative awards:

  • Jables’ Home Field Advantage
  • Random Poster’s Lucky 7
  • The Arbitrary Award - If you use this award you may flip your pick for all non-Divisional games for one team for the rest of the season.
  • The Arbitrary’s Lucky 7 Award - If you use this award you will flip your picks for exactly seven games in a week of your choosing.

The default will be to use JHFA and add three points to all of your Away teams in Week 12. You may reject this default by declaring your intentions on how to use the award before kickoff of TNF.

Additionally, you, along with @Ezekial_Cumberland and that blockhead, A695814, have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.

Evenmoreso, @3rookie, being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 9 game.

This week…
:frowning_face:
@Mountainhawk used a COFP to change her Patriots pick to the Jets. :-1:

:smiley:
@OutdoormanNowActuary used a COFP to change his Packers pick to the Bills :+1:
@PatientZombie used a COFP to change his Cardinals pick to the Vikings :+1:
@Grizz used a COFP to change his Steelers pick to the Eagles :+1:

Here are the overall results after week 8:

Place No. Player
    1  6  Grizz                   77-45-1   63.01%
    2  4  OutdoormanNowActuary    76-46-1   62.20%
    3  3  Mountainhawk            74-48-1   60.57%
    4 99  zConsensus              74-48-1   60.57%
    5  2  Funemployed             73-49-1   59.76%
    6  7  A695814                 73-49-1   59.76%
    7 16  twig93                  73-49-1   59.76%
    8  5  PatientZombie           71-51-1   58.13%
    9 11  Carrie’s Carebears      71-51-1   58.13%
   10  1  UltimateAnyone          70-52-1   57.32%
   11  9  Kid_Rock                70-52-1   57.32%
   12 18  JudgeSmails             70-52-1   57.32%
   13  8  Ezekial_Cumberland      69-53-1   56.50%
   14 10  Vorian_Atreides         69-53-1   56.50%
   15 17  SteveWhite              69-53-1   56.50%
   16 19  Jahiegel                69-53-1   56.50%
   17 12  redearedslider          68-54-1   55.69%
   18 13  ldancer911              68-54-1   55.69%
   19 15  TheArbitrary            67-55-1   54.88%
   20 20  IPD                     66-56-1   54.07%
   21 98  zAll Home Teams         66-56-1   54.07%
   22 14  3rookie                 62-60-1   50.81%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players (production version)

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2131 1323 13 0.62
TheArbitrary 2129 1325 13 0.62
Kid_Rock 2094 1361 12 0.61
Ezekial_Cumberland 1935 1265 11 0.60
Funemployed 1819 1124 12 0.62
ldancer911 1689 1254 12 0.57
A695814 1602 1086 11 0.60
UltimateAnyone 1580 1108 11 0.59
Mountainhawk 1271 911 5 0.58
IPD 1241 937 9 0.57
Carrie’s Carebears 1150 773 8 0.60
3rookie 1121 802 8 0.58
Vorian_Atreides 1044 878 9 0.54
Jahiegel 903 510 6 0.64
redearedslider 825 586 8 0.58
twig93 673 485 5 0.58
JudgeSmails 242 151 2 0.62
Grizz 237 156 2 0.60
OutdoormanNowActuary 233 160 2 0.59
SteveWhite 69 53 1 0.57
285

3rookie will change the Texans to the Eagles for Week 9. VALSA is sweet!

1 Like
286

Noted.

287
AWARDS SUMMARY
Wk Award Player Wk applied to & How used
PS Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 3 Change Commanders to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Falcons to 49ers :rage:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed Wk 6 Change Dolphins to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 3 Change Patriots to Ravens :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 5 Change Falcons to Buccaneers :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 8 Change Packers to Bills :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 6 Change Cowboys to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie Wk 8 Change Cardinals to Vikings :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick PatientZombie :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz Wk 8 Change Steelers to Eagles :green_heart:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Kid_Rock :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides Wk 4 Change Chargers to Texans :rage:
1 I Guarantee It Funemployed Wk 18 Guar Jaguars over Titans :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Funemployed :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
2 I Guarantee It OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Falcons over Buccaneers :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award IPD Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs :rage:
3 Lovable Losers OutdoormanNowActuary Wk 18 Guarantee Texans over Colts :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Carrie’s Carebears :thinking:
Change One Future Pick redearedslider :thinking:
Change One Future Pick twig93 :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 5 Change Bengals to Ravens :green_heart:
4 Lovable Losers Grizz Wk 10 Guarantee Texans over Giants :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Grizz :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award Vorian_Atreides Wk 5 Change Panthers to 49ers :green_heart:
5 Lovable Losers Mountainhawk Wk 15 Guarantee Jets over Lions :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk Wk 8 Change Patriots to Jets :rage:
Change One Future Pick OutdoormanNowActuary :thinking:
6 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Mountainhawk Wk 9 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Mountainhawk :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award SteveWhite Wk 7 Change 49ers to Chiefs :green_heart:
7 Jables’ Home Field Advantage Vorian_Atreides Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores :popcorn:
Change One Future Pick Vorian_Atreides :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award redearedslider :sleeping:
8 Choose Your Own Adventure UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick UltimateAnyone :thinking:
Change One Future Pick A695814 :thinking:
Change One Future Pick Ezekial_Cumberland :thinking:
Lion’s Share Award 3rookie Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles :popcorn:
288

Shouldn’t Ezekial_Cumberland also get a Week 8 COFP prize?

… unless that’s the blockhead who you were referring to here (with some misplaced punctuation):

(But I don’t see EC on the Awards Summary, either, so I don’t think EC’s the blockhead you’re referring to. Probably.)

3 Likes
289

Egads, yes.

Fixes will be made.

2 Likes
290

The fix is in.
@Ezekial_Cumberland, see above, or just know that you have a COFP in your back pocket.

1 Like
291

Just confirming — if I use a COFP to change a pick this week from a home to a road team, I assume the road team will also benefit from the +3 points from the HFA award? Or does it only apply to teams that were originally picked?

1 Like
292

What if he doesn’t have any back pockets?

And what if the only pocket he has always disappears because the O-Line is so pourous?

293

This is a correct assumption. It applies to all away teams currently picked at the time of the games.

1 Like
294

COFPs are self adhering.

Scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

295

Who do I look like, Joe Burrow?

Why thank you! :sunglasses:

1 Like
296

:rofl: :neutral_face: :sob:

297

After further review… I will accept the default option for the CYOA award. :+1:

1 Like
298

This should make it very interesting with two of us applying the same award in the same week to potentially different teams. :tfh:

1 Like