2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

Kind of like the VALSA, right?

Kind of, except you may apply it to any week you’d like. Whereas, the VALSA may only be applied to next week’s picks.

[faux outrage]If you had read the rules I wouldn’t have to explain it to you[/fo]

[pho outrage]The Vietnamese soup dish consisting of broth, rice noodles, herbs, and beef that I had for dinner was horrible.[/po]

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Just curious if these got noticed, because I didn’t see a “noted”.

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Serenity Now.

Noted^2 & the New Ulm Journal regrets the error.

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what rules?

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Touché
If you play the cornet for Tuba Skinny I’d say, “To Shaye”

Here are the results for week 7:

No. Player
10  Vorian_Atreides      12-2
 3  Mountainhawk          9-5
 4  OutdoormanNowActuary  9-5
98  zAll Home Teams       9-5
 1  UltimateAnyone        8-6
 2  Funemployed           8-6
 5  PatientZombie         8-6
 6  Grizz                 8-6
 7  A695814               8-6
11  Carrie’s Carebears    8-6
17  SteveWhite            8-6
19  Jahiegel              8-6
20  IPD                   8-6
99  zConsensus            8-6
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland    7-7
 9  Kid_Rock              7-7
14  3rookie               7-7
16  twig93                7-7
13  ldancer911            6-8
15  TheArbitrary          6-8
18  JudgeSmails           6-8
12  redearedslider        5-9

Congratulations to @Vorian_Atreides for a commanding win in Week 7 and its award, Jables’ Home Field Advantage: For one week’s picks, you may add three points to all of your Away teams or one point to all of your Home teams. The default will be to add three points to all of your Away teams in Week 18. You may reject this default by declaring your intentions on how to use the award before kickoff of TNF.

Additionally, you have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.

Additionally, @redearedslider, being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 8 game.

This week…
:smiley:
@UltimateAnyone & @Mountainhawk used a COFP to change their Steelers pick to the Dolphins :+1:
@Mountainhawk & @OutdoormanNowActuary used a COFP to change their Jaguars pick to the Giants :+1:
@SteveWhite used a COFP award to change his 49ers pick to the Chiefs :+1:

Here are the overall results after week 7:

Place No. Player
    1  4  OutdoormanNowActuary    69-38-1   64.35%
    2  6  Grizz                   67-40-1   62.50%
    3  3  Mountainhawk            64-43-1   59.72%
    4 99  zConsensus              64-43-1   59.72%
    5  2  Funemployed             63-44-1   58.80%
    6 11  Carrie’s Carebears      63-44-1   58.80%
    7 16  twig93                  63-44-1   58.80%
    8  5  PatientZombie           62-45-1   57.87%
    9  7  A695814                 62-45-1   57.87%
   10 10  Vorian_Atreides         61-46-1   56.94%
   11 18  JudgeSmails             61-46-1   56.94%
   12  9  Kid_Rock                60-47-1   56.02%
   13 17  SteveWhite              60-47-1   56.02%
   14  1  UltimateAnyone          59-48-1   55.09%
   15 13  ldancer911              59-48-1   55.09%
   16 19  Jahiegel                59-48-1   55.09%
   17  8  Ezekial_Cumberland      58-49-1   54.17%
   18 12  redearedslider          58-49-1   54.17%
   19 98  zAll Home Teams         58-49-1   54.17%
   20 15  TheArbitrary            57-50-1   53.24%
   21 14  3rookie                 56-51-1   52.31%
   22 20  IPD                     56-51-1   52.31%
All Time Standings - Current Year Players (qa version)

All Time Standings - Current Year Players

player wins losses ties %
PatientZombie 2122 1380 13 0.61
TheArbitrary 2119 1378 13 0.61
Kid_Rock 2084 1417 12 0.59
Ezekial_Cumberland 1924 1320 11 0.59
Funemployed 1809 1183 12 0.60
ldancer911 1680 1308 12 0.56
A695814 1591 1145 11 0.58
UltimateAnyone 1569 1164 11 0.57
Mountainhawk 1261 971 5 0.56
IPD 1231 989 9 0.55
Carrie’s Carebears 1142 830 8 0.58
3rookie 1115 850 8 0.57
Vorian_Atreides 1036 933 9 0.53
Jahiegel 893 565 6 0.61
redearedslider 815 640 8 0.56
twig93 663 544 5 0.55
JudgeSmails 233 207 2 0.53
Grizz 227 219 2 0.51
OutdoormanNowActuary 226 222 2 0.50
SteveWhite 60 108 1 0.36

Um… the Chiefs won the game?

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10-5 so far.
16 to go.

You’re looking at it upside down.

:upside_down_face:

Oh, I see it now! :+1:

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“All Time Standings - Current Year Players (qa version)”

qa? doesn’t mean quality assurance

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New strategy this year is killing me. Heading toward the basement fast.

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COFP Week 8: Change Steelers to Eagles

COFP: Cards to Vikes

Since I got the award as a VALSA, I thought the objective was to use it toward second award.

I reject the default

violently and vehemently

I would like to apply the award to my Week 12 Away picks.

And if my intern kept track correctly, I have 2 COFP to use.

Words I did not expect to utter this season.

Please use one of my COFP to change my week 8 pick of the Patriots to the Jets.

(I think this leaves me with 1.)

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:squintyeyes: uh oh…did the intern screw up again?