2022 GoActuary Kirk Cousins Stinks NFL Full Season Pick’em Contest

[3rookie]

3rookie will change the Texans to the Eagles for Week 9. VALSA is sweet!

[1695814]

Noted.

[1695814]

AWARDS SUMMARY

Wk	Award	Player	Wk applied to & How used
PS	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone	Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins
	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed	Wk 3 Change Commanders to Eagles
	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed	Wk 6 Change Falcons to 49ers
	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed	Wk 6 Change Dolphins to Vikings
	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
	Change One Future Pick	Mountainhawk	Wk 3 Change Patriots to Ravens
	Change One Future Pick	Mountainhawk	Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles
	Change One Future Pick	Mountainhawk	Wk 5 Change Falcons to Buccaneers
	Change One Future Pick	Mountainhawk	Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants
	Change One Future Pick	Mountainhawk	Wk 7 Change Steelers to Dolphins
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary	Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary	Wk 7 Change Jaguars to Giants
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary	Wk 8 Change Packers to Bills
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie	Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals
	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie	Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles
	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie	Wk 6 Change Cowboys to Eagles
	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie	Wk 8 Change Cardinals to Vikings
	Change One Future Pick	PatientZombie
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz	Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz	Wk 5 Change Cardinals to Eagles
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz	Wk 8 Change Steelers to Eagles
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz
	Change One Future Pick	A695814
	Change One Future Pick	A695814
	Change One Future Pick	A695814
	Change One Future Pick	A695814
	Change One Future Pick	A695814
	Change One Future Pick	Ezekial_Cumberland	Wk 2 Change Cowboys to Bengals
	Change One Future Pick	Ezekial_Cumberland	Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs
	Change One Future Pick	Ezekial_Cumberland
	Change One Future Pick	Ezekial_Cumberland
	Change One Future Pick	Ezekial_Cumberland
	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock	Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles
	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
	Change One Future Pick	Kid_Rock
	Change One Future Pick	Vorian_Atreides	Wk 4 Change Chargers to Texans
1	I Guarantee It	Funemployed	Wk 18 Guar Jaguars over Titans
	Change One Future Pick	Funemployed
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz
2	I Guarantee It	OutdoormanNowActuary	Wk 18 Guarantee Falcons over Buccaneers
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
	Change One Future Pick	A695814
	Change One Future Pick	twig93
	Lion’s Share Award	IPD	Wk 3 Change Colts to Chiefs
3	Lovable Losers	OutdoormanNowActuary	Wk 18 Guarantee Texans over Colts
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz
	Change One Future Pick	Vorian_Atreides
	Change One Future Pick	Carrie’s Carebears
	Change One Future Pick	redearedslider
	Change One Future Pick	twig93
	Lion’s Share Award	3rookie	Wk 5 Change Bengals to Ravens
4	Lovable Losers	Grizz	Wk 10 Guarantee Texans over Giants
	Change One Future Pick	Grizz
	Lion’s Share Award	Vorian_Atreides	Wk 5 Change Panthers to 49ers
5	Lovable Losers	Mountainhawk	Wk 15 Guarantee Jets over Lions
	Change One Future Pick	Mountainhawk	Wk 8 Change Patriots to Jets
	Change One Future Pick	OutdoormanNowActuary
6	Jables’ Home Field Advantage	Mountainhawk	Wk 9 +3 Away teams’ scores
	Change One Future Pick	Mountainhawk
	Lion’s Share Award	SteveWhite	Wk 7 Change 49ers to Chiefs
7	Jables’ Home Field Advantage	Vorian_Atreides	Wk 12 +3 Away teams’ scores
	Change One Future Pick	Vorian_Atreides
	Lion’s Share Award	redearedslider
8	Choose Your Own Adventure	UltimateAnyone
	Change One Future Pick	UltimateAnyone
	Change One Future Pick	A695814
	Change One Future Pick	Ezekial_Cumberland
	Lion’s Share Award	3rookie	Wk 9 Change Texans to Eagles

[UltimateAnyone]

@1695814

No. Player
 1  UltimateAnyone       11-4
 7  A695814              11-4
 8  Ezekial_Cumberland   11-4

Shouldn’t Ezekial_Cumberland also get a Week 8 COFP prize?

… unless that’s the blockhead who you were referring to here (with some misplaced punctuation):

@1695814

Additionally, you, along with that blockhead, A695814, have won the Change one future pick award:

(But I don’t see EC on the Awards Summary, either, so I don’t think EC’s the blockhead you’re referring to. Probably.)

[1695814]

@UltimateAnyone

Shouldn’t Ezekial_Cumberland also get a Week 8 COFP prize?

Egads, yes.

Fixes will be made.

[1695814]

The fix is in.
@Ezekial_Cumberland, see above, or just know that you have a COFP in your back pocket.

[Mountainhawk]

Just confirming — if I use a COFP to change a pick this week from a home to a road team, I assume the road team will also benefit from the +3 points from the HFA award? Or does it only apply to teams that were originally picked?

[Vorian_Atreides]

@1695814

you have a COFP in your back pocket.

What if he doesn’t have any back pockets?

And what if the only pocket he has always disappears because the O-Line is so pourous?

[1695814]

@Mountainhawk

I assume the road team will also benefit from the +3 points from the HFA award? Or does it only apply to teams that were originally picked?

This is a correct assumption. It applies to all away teams currently picked at the time of the games.

[1695814]

@Vorian_Atreides

What if he doesn’t have any back pockets?

And what if the only pocket he has always disappears because the O-Line is so pourous?

COFPs are self adhering.

Scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

[Ezekial_Cumberland]

@Vorian_Atreides

And what if the only pocket he has always disappears because the O-Line is so pourous?

Who do I look like, Joe Burrow?

Why thank you!

[twig93]

@Ezekial_Cumberland

@Vorian_Atreides

And what if the only pocket he has always disappears because the O-Line is so pourous?

Who do I look like, Joe Burrow?

[UltimateAnyone]

@1695814

Congratulations to @UltimateAnyone for winning Week 8 and its award, Choose Your Own Adventure Award
…
The default will be to use JHFA and add three points to all of your Away teams in Week 12.

After further review… I will accept the default option for the CYOA award.

[Vorian_Atreides]

This should make it very interesting with two of us applying the same award in the same week to potentially different teams.

[UltimateAnyone]

@Vorian_Atreides

This should make it very interesting with two of us applying the same award in the same week to potentially different teams

Looks like we’ll be hoping for a lot of very close games that week!

[1695814]

If the Commanders, Jets, Chiefs, Eagles, & Colts win by only 1 or 2 points & you win all of your other games, we’ll have the first-ever dual-perfect-week.

[1695814]

Hmmm…SNF update was ready to go, but it looks like the trigger was never pulled.

Well, just imagine this was posted a few hours ago:

Titans, Ravens - @IPD
[Titans, Chiefs], Saints - @Ezekial_Cumberland
Chiefs, Ravens - @IPD; VALSA: @3rookie

[Grizz]

COFP Week 10 - Change Browns to Dolphins

[Kid_Rock]

CTFPs - week 10

Broncos to Titans
Texans to Giants

[PatientZombie]

Cowboys Over the F***ing Packers