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If the Chiefs win, @Grizz will win this week.
If the Buccaneers win, A1695814 will win this week.
If the Buccaneers and 49ers win, @redearedslider will win a consolation COFP
In all cases, @Vorian_Atreides will win his namesake award.
Congratulations to @OutdoormanNowActuary – two wins in a row! You won the the Lovable Losers award: you may guarantee one matchup from the team that you picked to win the least. That team is the Texans or Jaguars. You have agreed to the default to guarantee your week 18 Texans over Colts pick.
Additionally, you, along with @Grizz, @Vorian_Atreides, Carrie’s Carebears, @redearedslider, & @twig93, have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.
Additionally, @3rookie, being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared for a Week [strike]4[/strike] 5 game.
Congratulations to @Grizz for winning Week 4. You won the the Lovable Losers award: you may guarantee one matchup from the team that you picked to win the least. That team is the Texans or Seahawks. The default will be to guarantee your week 14 Seahawks over Panthers pick. You may reject this default by declaring your choice before kickoff of TNF.
Additionally, you have won the Change one future pick award: You may change one of your future picks. Use for any future week, but declare it before the kickoff of the game it affects. This award expires at the end of the season.
Additionally, @Vorian_Atreides , being in sole possession of last place this week, has won the VALSA (VA’s Lion’s Share Award) which gives him a limited-time-COFP which, if used, must be declared before TNF for a Week 5 game.
This week…
@Vorian_Atreides used a COFP award to change his Chargers pick to the Texans. It also allowed him to gain sole possession of last place, thus earning him the VALSA COFP where he can screw it up again.