United States Presidential & Congressional Election 2024

He might stash an electric powered motor in his Speedos for assistance.

He’s gotta be really careful he doesn’t get electrocuted by some electric boat 30 miles downstream that attracted sharks.

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That’s a good question. Why has no one every asked me that?

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Won’t happen. There are sharks in the Mississippi River.

Just give him the choice between that and getting electrocuted


This would make his feat of swimming across the Mississippi braver in the eyes of his followers?

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Seems that the “childless cat lady” and “childless peoples’ votes should count less” verbiage is having downballot repercussions.

Derrick Anderson running for the VA House is repeatedly featuring the wife and children of a friend as though they were his family, to prove that he’s a virile male.

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He was appointed by a Republican in 2012 to fill a vacancy, so I assume he at one point in time leaned right.

That election board nonsense has nothing to do with left or right IMO. That’s about conspiracy theories and allowing Trumpkins to declare victory regardless of voting results. Lots of leading state republicans have spoken out against that nonsense. Some of the actions they have taken are against state law per the Republican attorney general.

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No I get it. There are decent Republicans who put country above party. They do exist.

I just think it’s worth noting when one does something right.

Republicans in 2012 wanted judges that would follow the law. Now fealty to Cheetolini is the most important consideration in judicial appointments.

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Any wonder that Trump canceled his CNN interview? He seems increasingly worn down, quiet, slow, more visibly hunched over podiums.

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He’s exhausted. His handlers need to build some more rest into his schedule.

Remember, it’s not called “rest”. It’s called “executive time” when blocked off on Trump’s calendar.

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They should bring him into nursery schools to lull the kids to sleep for nap time.

“Trump Shares 2025 White House Vision”

But take a look at some of em, some of em are, actually, you gotta see the bathrooms that they project for, uh, people. I can’t talk to you about it cause it’s so gross, but basically water-free bathrooms, water-free, no water. This is not good, but these people are crazy

So Trump is the crazy old conspiracy theorist who wandered out of the home unattended?

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Adjusted for precision.

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