He might stash an electric powered motor in his Speedos for assistance.
Heâs gotta be really careful he doesnât get electrocuted by some electric boat 30 miles downstream that attracted sharks.
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Thatâs a good question. Why has no one every asked me that?
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Wonât happen. There are sharks in the Mississippi River.
Just give him the choice between that and getting electrocutedâŠ
This would make his feat of swimming across the Mississippi braver in the eyes of his followers?
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Seems that the âchildless cat ladyâ and âchildless peoplesâ votes should count lessâ verbiage is having downballot repercussions.
Derrick Anderson running for the VA House is repeatedly featuring the wife and children of a friend as though they were his family, to prove that heâs a virile male.
He was appointed by a Republican in 2012 to fill a vacancy, so I assume he at one point in time leaned right.
That election board nonsense has nothing to do with left or right IMO. Thatâs about conspiracy theories and allowing Trumpkins to declare victory regardless of voting results. Lots of leading state republicans have spoken out against that nonsense. Some of the actions they have taken are against state law per the Republican attorney general.
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No I get it. There are decent Republicans who put country above party. They do exist.
I just think itâs worth noting when one does something right.
Republicans in 2012 wanted judges that would follow the law. Now fealty to Cheetolini is the most important consideration in judicial appointments.
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Any wonder that Trump canceled his CNN interview? He seems increasingly worn down, quiet, slow, more visibly hunched over podiums.
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Heâs exhausted. His handlers need to build some more rest into his schedule.
Remember, itâs not called ârestâ. Itâs called âexecutive timeâ when blocked off on Trumpâs calendar.
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They should bring him into nursery schools to lull the kids to sleep for nap time.
âTrump Shares 2025 White House Visionâ
But take a look at some of em, some of em are, actually, you gotta see the bathrooms that they project for, uh, people. I canât talk to you about it cause itâs so gross, but basically water-free bathrooms, water-free, no water. This is not good, but these people are crazy
So Trump is the crazy old conspiracy theorist who wandered out of the home unattended?
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Adjusted for precision.
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