Trump Says the Darndest Things!

I don’t think Quebecers would ever accept that… Alberta maybe but never Quebec. They would have to kill us all to be honest because there would be constant attacks against infrastructure, which would be controlled by American mining and energy firms.

Given how the USA treats its territories, there would be zero voluntary acceptance here of that option. That would require US military intervention to happen.

What if it were not a choice?

Canada seems to have a huge advantage over the USA if nuclear war broke out. We have massive land compared to the population. We could disperse ourselves very easily and then just target your metro areas with nukes. What are you going to do? We would be living in igloos. You wouldn’t even know what area to target. It would be like a ghost country.

I don’t believe Canada has nukes

Hey! Wouldn’t it be cool if Canada got to burn down the White House again?

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That’s why a sneak attack would be so effective.

To be fair, it is white only BECAUSE it was burned down.
Allegedly.

I wonder what would happen if we decided to produce atomic bombs. I read we would get kicked out of NATO. Apparently Canada could easily produce atomic bombs.

That would be easier if some idiot were to legally declassify some documents.
You’ll have to wait another 24 days.

Greenland is increasing its military spending because of Trump’s rhetoric.

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I hope he recognizes that they don’t so much want to be his friend as use his power.

He probably doesn’t know the difference

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We will see how long the friendships last after his term ends.

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I’m nominating some shitty candidate because I was told I had to. She’ll probably suck at it but that’s how I do things.

Side dish of the feeemale has learned her lesson

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Gonna be a looong 4 years (or more)

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At least he’s being consistent.

Possibly a bot.