My BFF wears the same size of pants that he did in HS. Has all of his hair. Slight grey, but all the right kind to make him look dashing. He’s still instantly recognizable from his HS pictures. Oh, and he’s uber rich. And a nice guy. Geez.
I don’t want to lose this deal? 
Got my headphones on listening to some music at Indigo. Chinese girl sitting next to me points at her laptop and mouths the words “I’ll be back in a bit”. Don’t worry: Daddy gonna take reeeeeeal good care of stuff!!! 
The barista was shaking up a can of whipped cream when she saw me and said, “Hi, (real name)!”. And my gf was standing next to me!!! 
