I held the door open for two (TWOOOOOOO!!!) ladies leaving sbux. One of them said, “Thank you, kind sir!”
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I ordered a latte at sbux. The wait was a little longer than I thought necessary. All of a sudden, I hear “(Real name)? I have your latte. I’ve been practicing my latte art!”. The barista put a nice heart in the foam!!! AND SHE PASSED IT TO ME IN FRONT OF MY GF!!!
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I was packing up my purchases at the grocery store when I hear, “Excuse me, do you have a points card?”. The lady behind me let me scan my card for HER purchase since she didn’t have a card!!! Daddy like!!!
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You are now a sugar daddy. But she owes you some /peach/ now
I didnt’ see any /peaches/ on the conveyor belt. At least I’ll have the points to remember her. ![]()

All at the sbux in the last few daysL
- Kyoot barista looked up and smiled at MEEEEE while making a drink
- Barista said, “Hi, (first name)!” when I stepped up to order
- Went to sbux on my own since BMGF wasn’t feeling good. Barista says “Are you solo today???”

The high-school aged cashier gave my gf and me a shy wave buh bye as we finished packing our groceries. Totez adorbz!!!
The baristas at sbux are calling me by my first name!!! ![]()
I can name 2 actuariables (including one very, very, special GoAer) who has checked out my profile on LinkedIn!! So hawt!!!
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Some blonde with big lungs and tight gym wear started following me on IG.
She seems nice.
I was out for cardio walkies when 2 (TWOOOOOOOOOO - AT THE SAME TIME!!!) lady runners approached. Naturellement, being the sooowahv and deeeeboner fella that I am, I got off the sidewalk and continued walking on the grass. One of the laydee joggers gave a light clap!!!
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ETA: For the GoA ladies, there was a shirtless guy (fairly lean and SWEATY) that was running toward my car. I backed up a little bit so as not to cover the crosswalk and give him a clear path. He smiled and waved at MEEEEE and my gf!!!
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The tech giving me an eye exam said my left eye had “pilot vision”
I was walking through a mall parking lot when a girl in a car made a U-turn just behind me, pulled up next to me and asked me where the nearby Applebee’s was.
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That’s pretty legendary actually.
Nah, this Applebee’s is on the other side of a fairly busy road. She just turned in to the mall to go back the opposite way. Nevertheless, I was still swave and deeeeboner enough to help her!!!
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Well sure, but Applebees nonetheless has an AO history of luxurious significance that shouldn’t go unnoted.