Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

I held the door open for two (TWOOOOOOO!!!) ladies leaving sbux. One of them said, “Thank you, kind sir!:smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_on_fire: :heart_hands: :person_in_tuxedo:

I ordered a latte at sbux. The wait was a little longer than I thought necessary. All of a sudden, I hear “(Real name)? I have your latte. I’ve been practicing my latte art!”. The barista put a nice heart in the foam!!! AND SHE PASSED IT TO ME IN FRONT OF MY GF!!! :heart_decoration: :three: :triangular_ruler: :heart_eyes: :hot_beverage: :heart_on_fire:

I was packing up my purchases at the grocery store when I hear, “Excuse me, do you have a points card?”. The lady behind me let me scan my card for HER purchase since she didn’t have a card!!! Daddy like!!! :sparkling_heart: :kiss_mark: :credit_card: :revolving_hearts: :shopping_cart: :couple_with_heart:

You are now a sugar daddy. But she owes you some /peach/ now

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I didnt’ see any /peaches/ on the conveyor belt. At least I’ll have the points to remember her. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:
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All at the sbux in the last few daysL

  1. Kyoot barista looked up and smiled at MEEEEE while making a drink
  2. Barista said, “Hi, (first name)!” when I stepped up to order
  3. Went to sbux on my own since BMGF wasn’t feeling good. Barista says “Are you solo today???”

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The high-school aged cashier gave my gf and me a shy wave buh bye as we finished packing our groceries. Totez adorbz!!!

The baristas at sbux are calling me by my first name!!! :heart_eyes:

I can name 2 actuariables (including one very, very, special GoAer) who has checked out my profile on LinkedIn!! So hawt!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_on_fire: :robot: :kiss_mark:

:tfh:

Some blonde with big lungs and tight gym wear started following me on IG.

She seems nice.

I was out for cardio walkies when 2 (TWOOOOOOOOOO - AT THE SAME TIME!!!) lady runners approached. Naturellement, being the sooowahv and deeeeboner fella that I am, I got off the sidewalk and continued walking on the grass. One of the laydee joggers gave a light clap!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :woman_running: :woman_running: :clap: :heart_on_fire: :recycling_symbol:

ETA: For the GoA ladies, there was a shirtless guy (fairly lean and SWEATY) that was running toward my car. I backed up a little bit so as not to cover the crosswalk and give him a clear path. He smiled and waved at MEEEEE and my gf!!! :heart_on_fire: :sweat_droplets: :man_running:

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Golf Clap GIFs  Tenor

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The tech giving me an eye exam said my left eye had “pilot vision”

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I was walking through a mall parking lot when a girl in a car made a U-turn just behind me, pulled up next to me and asked me where the nearby Applebee’s was. :heart_eyes: :right_arrow_curving_left: :biting_lip: :heart_with_arrow: :orange_heart:

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That’s pretty legendary actually.

Nah, this Applebee’s is on the other side of a fairly busy road. She just turned in to the mall to go back the opposite way. Nevertheless, I was still swave and deeeeboner enough to help her!!! :man_superhero: :man_in_tuxedo:

Well sure, but Applebees nonetheless has an AO history of luxurious significance that shouldn’t go unnoted.

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