I held the door open for two (TWOOOOOOO!!!) ladies leaving sbux. One of them said, “Thank you, kind sir!” 
I ordered a latte at sbux. The wait was a little longer than I thought necessary. All of a sudden, I hear “(Real name)? I have your latte. I’ve been practicing my latte art!”. The barista put a nice heart in the foam!!! AND SHE PASSED IT TO ME IN FRONT OF MY GF!!! 
I was packing up my purchases at the grocery store when I hear, “Excuse me, do you have a points card?”. The lady behind me let me scan my card for HER purchase since she didn’t have a card!!! Daddy like!!! 
You are now a sugar daddy. But she owes you some /peach/ now
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I didnt’ see any /peaches/ on the conveyor belt. At least I’ll have the points to remember her.
