I was in the bakery section of the supermarket when I stopped to let an older lady get through the aisle. She said, “Go ahead, dear.” 
I’m at the grocery store and there is not a single cart at the front. Soowahv, deeeeboner, and gosh darn caring fella that I am, I go to the cart corral and bring back 4 (FOUR - AT THE SAME TIME!!!) carts. As I dropped the 3 at the front of the store, a lady walking out said, “Thanks for your work!” 
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After T’s funeral, we went back to the church hall for lunch. I got myself a cup of coffee and a lady with 2 cups of water in her hand said to me, “You go first, YOU’RE HOT.” Direct quote!!! 
I’m waiting for a brownie to be heated up at sbux. A lady about my age was stepping up to order something, so again sooowaaaaahv, deeeeeeeboner, aaaaaaaaand totez charmant fella that I am, I step back and gesture for her to go ahead. She puts her hand on my left shoulder and sez, “I don’t come here a lot, so I don’t know what I’m getting”. I SWEAR IT WAS AT LEAST 1 MISSISSIPPI - AND MEBBE EVEN TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 
I :ctm: when I see de-boner.
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IMO, a great “out-of-context” quote . . .
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When I picked up my prescription at the pharmacy, the pharmacist said, “You can pay up front, my darling.” 
- Young barista came up to my gf and me in our comfy chairs and asked if we needed anything.
- Somebody started following me on Instagram. They’re looking for an “OF partner for private content. No camera, no face.”
I was on a zoom call with a bunch of old college friends. Some I had seen in recent years, but several I had not seen for 35 years. One of the women said to me “wow, you look good. You look almost the same as you did back in school”
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That may not be the compliment you think it might be . . .
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A beauty salon in Punjab started following me on IG. I tried a henna tattoo once: it disappeared in about 2 days.
- I’m sitting at Indigo (like Barnes & Noble) minding my own business when I feel a tap on my shoulder. A young university girl asked if I could watch her stuff while she went to get a coffee.
- Young guy packs up his stuff and is heading out when someone spots a charger cord he left. Sooowaaaaahv, deeeeeeboner and oh so shivelruss fella that I am, I catch up to him and let him know about his cord. Turns out he was just going to the men’s room, but he says to me, “Thanks for letting me know. You’re so sweet.”
And then his partner in crime steals the uni girl’s stuff while you were distracted by some dude’s cord. :burnt popcorn:
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Some IG “content creator looking for IRL content partner” wants me to dm “her”.
She seems nice.
- Some “girl” with a “creative mind” transplanted from Iceland to US who has a “fresh page send to our friends” started following me on IG. She seems nice.
- There’s a door leading to a hallway to the bathrooms at the Indigo. Just as I push the door open, a girl on the other side was opening the door. We both said “Sorry!” - AT THE SAME TIME!!!
The waitress at the diner called me “dear” - TWICE!!!
I think what she said was “deer” . . . was she a cougar?
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She was prolly a couple of years older than I am. And my gf was sitting right across from me!!! 
When I got back to my car from the grocery store, there was a business card stuck in the driver side window. Jennifer wants to see me this weekend for the VIP Private Sales Event at (my city) Hyundai!!! 