Let’s assume I am not, just for argument’s sake
How much area does your Speedo actually cover?
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oh, I’m not the one handing out the picture and the picture in question is not a swimsuit one (yay)
for some reason a lot of guys think women’s brains work like theirs with respect to photos, but they really don’t
Are you wearing a pretty and distracting necklace in this picture??
Asking for a friend. 
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I was walking to Cob’s Bread when a lady kinda cut me off coming out of a dentist’s office. As luck would have it, she was going to the Cob’s Bread and I held the door open for her, swave and deboner fella that I am. Cashier asked who was next and she said, “You go ahead, I cut you off just now.” Aw yeah… 
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