Let’s assume I am not, just for argument’s sake
How much area does your Speedo actually cover?
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oh, I’m not the one handing out the picture and the picture in question is not a swimsuit one (yay)
for some reason a lot of guys think women’s brains work like theirs with respect to photos, but they really don’t
Are you wearing a pretty and distracting necklace in this picture??
Asking for a friend. 
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I was walking to Cob’s Bread when a lady kinda cut me off coming out of a dentist’s office. As luck would have it, she was going to the Cob’s Bread and I held the door open for her, swave and deboner fella that I am. Cashier asked who was next and she said, “You go ahead, I cut you off just now.” Aw yeah… 
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The barista brought my coffee to my table!!! 
She brought me a second one when I accidentally knocked it off the table with my laptop. 
This one is totez adorbz:
My gf was at a charity event at a local retirement home. When I went to pick her up, a couple of the lady residents asked if I had an older brother. 
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I opened the door between the bathroom hallway and sbux when a tall, young fella was on the other side. He said, “After you, BOSS.” 
I told him to go first, you know, all soowahv and deeeeeboner!!! 
Final visit with the lady endodontist: she had her fingers in my mouth aaaaaaaaaaaaand… SHE GAVE ME A JAW MASSAGE!!! 
Young guy behind the counter at Cob’s said, “What can I get you, boss???”. Off to a good start already, but when I went to pay, he said, “It’s on me. Merry Christmas!”. I threw a couple of bucks into the tip jar!!! 
ETA: Earlier this aft, I was turning a corner in a plaza parking lot when a girl walking her dog just about stepped in my path. I slowed down and she smiled at MEEEEEEEEE!!! 
Brotha just slayin’ all over town!
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I’m surprised his SO allows him to go to sbux at all given all the action he seems to be getting.
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Does Missus 
let you get Mickey D’s coffee???
Yes, but I don’t interface with the staff when I get a coffee lol.
other than that one time they tried to give me a seniors discount and I had to object.
Sooooo, your lips said, “No, no!”, but your eyes said, “Yes, yes!!!”???
Definitely an insignificant signal
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No, my whole body language was hell nah, I am not ready for seniors discounts.
Though dammit, I was at Home Depot yesterday and the guy out of the blue says ‘oh, first tuesday of the month is 10% off for seniors’. Dude, shut up.
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Are you sure that was what your body was saying??? 
Mebbe these retail types see a sooowahv, deeeeeboner older fella with a full head of hair 
and if they give you a break on the price, mebbe they think you’ll… reciprocate.
ETA:
Yuuuuuge shoulders, you say???
Maybe they have an open relationship. She might be posting on the “Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite sex” spot at her occupation’s website message board…
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