Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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lol you’re the one getting all the action brother, not me.

I mean if we went back some 30+ years to when I was dating, yeah I could provide some entertaining stories. But these days? Nobody’s paying me any attention that way.

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:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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I stopped by my dentist’s office to pay off my bill. The receptionist looked up and said, “I was just thinking about your earlier today.” I replied with, “Nothing good, I hope.” :smiling_face_with_horns: :heart_eyes: :revolving_hearts: :100: :heart_hands:

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Someone on dentaloutpost.com posted this in the insignificant signals thread, as who drives to the dentist’s office to pay their bill?

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It was on the way to starbucks.

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These are the people that stick their fingers in my mouth. We have a special understanding. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

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I think they all use GoDentist.com now since DeltaDental stopped supporting the site.

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So do you bring flowers to your gastroenterologist’s office?

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Only if there was a chance of our fingertips brushing. :popcorn:

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The lady at the fish and chips place called me “Hon” - in front of my gf!!! :face_blowing_a_kiss: :heart_on_fire: :kiss_mark: :heart_hands:

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She knows you like women and the taste of fish.

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Yes indeed, I do like both. Why don’t you and I go get some good, good, gooooooood sushi/sashimi/salmon bento some time??? :sushi: :yum: :bento_box:

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Two older ladies were sitting at the table next to mine in the fish and chips place. One dropped something on the floor and let’s just say she didn’t bend at the knees to pick it up, IYKWIM. Her friend said, “I can’t take you anywhere.” I giggled because piglet. :laughing:

ETA: And the waitress called me Hon - twice!!! :revolving_hearts: :kissing_face_with_closed_eyes: :heart_eyes:

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Back with the lady dentist again, but this time she had a young assistant with her: the dentist had her fingers in my mouth and my left shoulder was resting on the assistant’s left knee!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_on_fire: :kiss_mark: :triangular_ruler:

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a few weeks ago, I was running and a woman and her mother were running/walking ahead of me. We started passing each other, I would pass them while they walked and then they would catch me while they ran. Eventually I was just enough ahead that that didn’t happen any longer.

Well, about 20 minutes later, younger woman has apparently left mom behind and gone out on her own, she passed me and said, “I don’t mean to be creepy, but you have really nice calf muscles.”

Thanks!

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Is handing someone a picture of yourself significant or insignificant? Inquiring minds want to know

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Depends, are you Ben Franklin?

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