A hot young girl got me a free drink!!! 
Free sample of the Crown Royal Reserve 12 YO at the likker store!!!
Two lady bicylists drove by me on my afternoon walk: one of them smiled and waved at MEEEEEEEEEE!!! 
A woman that has seats behind me at the soccer match told me my hair looked great and I should stop wearing hats so often.
2 Likes
Translation: I can’t see the game because your hat is in the way.
She sits a couple of seats to my right behind me, so this is not true.
Usually a baseball hat. Once in a while it’s a bucket hat
was getting a bottle of water out of the cooler. Held the lid for a woman. She mentioned, “I’m bougie about my water” which turned into a 5-minute conversation on the difference between various bottled waters.
As we were leaving she asked for clarification of the pronounciation of my name (on a name tag). Now that I think about it, all that together might have been more than insignificant. Damn. I lost that deal.
6 Likes
I saw her again at a social function (not soccer), and she commented that I wasn’t wearing a hat.
It seems she prefers you wearing nothing on your head IYKWIM.
2 Likes
My wife asked a little while ago: did Barbara* tell you again last night that she likes your hair?
*names have been changed to protect the innocent.
2 Likes
1 Like
The mailman pulled up to the end of my driveway and handed me my mail through his van window. Our fingertips did NOT brush.
at the library last night I signed up for the summer reading club. While checking out the shelves of bonus books you get to choose from when you sign up, there was another mid-30s woman there also perusing the stack. We spoke a sentence or two to each other, then she sat down. I knelt. When she got up to leave her buttocks (ensconced in tights, naturally) were right at eye level. I did manage to avoid turning my head and stared straight ahead. Hardest three seconds of my life!!!
2 Likes
TMI!
2 Likes
Young blonde, 20s, tiiiiiiiiiight white shirt with a red bra underneath does a biiiiiiiig behind the back stretch.
@Bro: fr, you gotta go to sbux!!! 