He’s just waiting for his moment.
Ssssssssssignals from ssssssssssssbux:
- When I ordered my coffee a few days ago, the barista said, “Coming right up, sweetie!”
- The manager of a different sbux was going through the doors in the back, but when he saw me, he turned around and asked “How’s it going?”


Guy was pulling in to the sbux parking in a beautiful new 'vette: I gave him a
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The barista at a different sbux remembered my usual!!!
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A girl sitting with some of her friends at sbux smiled at MEEEEEEEEE while I was taking my drink back to the table!!!

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A woman (lesbian, NTTAWWT) working with my gf at a polling station yesterday told her I was cute!!!

Not that it’s a competition, but a lesbian I danced with last night apologized afterwards for staring at my chest the entire time – she said she found my necklace to be very pretty and distracting. ![]()
Uh, yeah, I was looking at necklaces too… oh so pretty and distracting… ![]()
Obligatory cheeky popcorn gif:

I always admire a good set of necklaces.
My wife has some great necklaces.

It is a very nice necklace. Even straight women compliment it.

My life insurance agent sent me a “Happy Spring” card!!!
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@An_actuary : I’m sure she had the most wholesome of intentions too!!! ![]()
The waitress at the diner called me Hon - in front of my gf!!!
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Honourable?
I stayed back a step to let a young, slim woman in tight biking shorts through the sbux door. She held the door open instead for MEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Yeah, that’s why you stayed a step behind. ![]()
I was about to go out when she came up to the door. Naturally, she had a vision of sooooowahvness… and deeeeebonerity!!!
My neighbour cut both our front lawns last week. I returned the favour just now. There might be some bent vegetables in my future!!!
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