Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

He’s just waiting for his moment.

Ssssssssssignals from ssssssssssssbux:

  1. When I ordered my coffee a few days ago, the barista said, “Coming right up, sweetie!”
  2. The manager of a different sbux was going through the doors in the back, but when he saw me, he turned around and asked “How’s it going?”
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    revolving_hearts

Guy was pulling in to the sbux parking in a beautiful new 'vette: I gave him a :+1:!!

Reminded me of this thread

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The barista at a different sbux remembered my usual!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heart_eyes_cat: :heart_decoration: :brown_heart: :brown_heart: :brown_heart: :brown_heart:

  1. A girl sitting with some of her friends at sbux smiled at MEEEEEEEEE while I was taking my drink back to the table!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :boom: :heart_hands:

  2. A woman (lesbian, NTTAWWT) working with my gf at a polling station yesterday told her I was cute!!! :rainbow_flag: :revolving_hearts: :two_hearts: :100: :kissing_closed_eyes:

Not that it’s a competition, but a lesbian I danced with last night apologized afterwards for staring at my chest the entire time – she said she found my necklace to be very pretty and distracting. image

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Uh, yeah, I was looking at necklaces too… oh so pretty and distracting… :smirk:

Obligatory cheeky popcorn gif:

I always admire a good set of necklaces.

My wife has some great necklaces.

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It is a very nice necklace. Even straight women compliment it.

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My life insurance agent sent me a “Happy Spring” card!!! :heart_decoration: :orange_heart: :green_heart: :blue_heart: :sunflower: :sun_with_face: :heart_hands: :heart_hands: :heart_hands: :gift_heart:

@An_actuary : I’m sure she had the most wholesome of intentions too!!! :innocent:

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The waitress at the diner called me Hon - in front of my gf!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_with_arrow: :tongue: :person_juggling: :slot_machine: :repeat_button: :recycling_symbol: :triangular_ruler:

Honourable?

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I stayed back a step to let a young, slim woman in tight biking shorts through the sbux door. She held the door open instead for MEEEEEEEEE!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :love_letter: :woman_biking: :heart_on_fire:

Yeah, that’s why you stayed a step behind. :peach:

I was about to go out when she came up to the door. Naturally, she had a vision of sooooowahvness… and deeeeebonerity!!!

My neighbour cut both our front lawns last week. I returned the favour just now. There might be some bent vegetables in my future!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :cucumber: :pea_pod: :farmer: :heart_on_fire: