At the dentist today, the hygienist put both hands on my lower jaw - AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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At the end of dance class last night, the other middle aged lesbian sat next to me while we were putting our street shoes back on. And she wore sensible shoes.
Then, as I left we said βSee you next weekβ to each other.
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I sneezed while walking in a parking lot. A lady in a car a few spots over said, βBless you!β
My gf and I were in line at the grocery store with 1 item: the guy in front let us go through first!!!
The sbux barista asked what I had on the go!
A lady waiting for her drink at sbux smiled at MEEEEEEEEEE!!!