Thread to post insignificant signals / advances by the opposite (or same) sex

The Sandbox General
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At the dentist today, the hygienist put both hands on my lower jaw - AT THE SAME TIME!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_on_fire: :heartbeat: :sweat_drops: :tooth: :grin:

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At the end of dance class last night, the other middle aged lesbian sat next to me while we were putting our street shoes back on. And she wore sensible shoes. :heart_eyes:

Then, as I left we said “See you next week” to each other.

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I sneezed while walking in a parking lot. A lady in a car a few spots over said, “Bless you!” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :sweat_drops: :two_hearts: :orange_heart: :boom: :purple_heart:

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My gf and I were in line at the grocery store with 1 item: the guy in front let us go through first!!! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :cupid: :heart_hands: :heart_hands: :heart_hands:

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The sbux barista asked what I had on the go! :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :gift_heart: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :heart_hands:

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A lady waiting for her drink at sbux smiled at MEEEEEEEEEE!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_on_fire: :lips: :heartbeat: :brown_heart:

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Held open a door for a woman, she told me that I had nice shoes.

Also had someone compliment my glasses, but that maybe belongs in the lounge.

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I was a vendor/maker at a local fair over the weekend. I got a woman’s number after she was having fun with me flirting with her. She sent me a text with some magnet clips and what seemed to be a hostage note. I didn’t get it at first. The next text a day later was another magnet that I immediately recognized was mine. I think she’s holding my magnets hostage till I see her again.

I’m a bit turned on by this!

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Seems like this should be in the significant signals thread

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Lol I had forgotten who started the Significant Signals thread and why

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A lady held open the door for my gf and me this aft!! :cupid: :kiss: :revolving_hearts: :triangular_flag_on_post: :triangular_ruler: :small_red_triangle: :small_red_triangle_down: :fast_forward: :rewind: :arrow_up_small: :arrow_down_small: :trident: :recycle:

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I walked through the door at sbux when TWO (TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!) ladies were leaving, both with hands full. Soowahv and deeeeeboner fella that I am, I did a 180 to hold open the door for them!!! They said “Thanks! We appreciate it!” :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :lips: :heart_hands: :door: :gift_heart: :sparkling_heart: :blue_heart: :purple_heart: :brown_heart: :sweat_drops: :love_hotel:

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Blonde lady cawp was behind me in the lineup at sbux!!! :heart_eyes: :policewoman: :heavy_heart_exclamation:

Some old lady walked up to her and thanked her for her service, totally horning in on my action!!! :-1: :angry:

ETA: My gf is off at a meeting today, so I am bachin’ it at the sbux. The barista walked by and asked “Flying solo today?”. :smiling_face_with_three_hearts: :revolving_hearts: :sparkling_heart: :heart_hands:

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I need your disposable income.

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I want YOUR disposable income, what with the shopping at the good pickle place, the fish place, etc. You got a favourite caviar place tooooo???

And bring back one of those good insignificant signal stories tooooo!!! :popcorn:

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Nah. We aren’t THAT bougie.

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Not for me, but for my son (15).
We just went to a parkour / American Ninja Warrior gym we have not been to since he was maybe 8. There was a cute teenager girl there, she asks us “first time here?” When my son does not really answer, I say “yes”, and she continues looking at him and says, “you guys will have a great time”. My son looks away and says nothing. Looks like he got his skillz from his old man.

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