I’m a little confused by this post, but I think there’s an insignificant signal in there somewhere. At least… that’s how I’m choosing to interpret it!
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NA just liked FOUR of my posts.
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The young, easy on the eyes barista brought my drink to the table!!! 
ETA: It’s cold in here and she put on a baggy sweater. Wah. 
ETA #2: I went up for a refill. I said thank you and she said “You’re VERY welcome!” 
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Go to Caffe Nero and bring us back an insignifacant signal story.
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One night, two stories:
Had a conventionally attractive (I think) dude ask me to dance the other night. It was at a queer dance class, so I assume he’s gay.
Later that night, danced with a cute woman who began by saying “Thank god you aren’t too tall.” I’m 6’1", she had just been dancing with a dude who is 6’5", and apparently didn’t enjoy it.
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you need to make sure you follow wherever that 6’5’’ dude goes so you bask in the sweet spot of relativity
The owner’s wife at the good Italian bakery called me “hun” TWICE - AND WHILE MY GF WAS STANDING NEXT TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!! 
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Meanwhile on bakery outpost “One of Attila’s crew came by. Picked all the raisins out. Wth, manners!”
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I just checked their online menu: there is precious little with the eeeeeeeevil ingredient!!
Their tiramisu is awesome!!! 
The cute, blonde barista put a couple of drinks on the counter and yelled out “(Real name)!” and looked right at meeeeeeeee!!! We already had our drinks; turns out there was another dude with the same first name. 
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The waitress at the restaurant Mini Me particularly likes didn’t charge me for our side salad. I pointed it out and she winked at me. Free salad!
I calc’d her tip as though she had charged for the salad.
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Nerd!
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Guilty! 
- I held open the door at sbux for FOUR LADIES - AT THE SAME TIME!!! THEY ALL SAID THANK YOU!!!
- When I sneezed, two of the baristas said “Bless you!” - AT THE SAME TIME!!!
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